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COLOPINAS ONESHOT #1: Isang Dalagang Pilipina

#DalagangPilipnaChallenge

if you dont know what this challenge is about, it's basically a song made from the philippines (obvi) and people just do really "pabebe" (aka girly, cringy, etc) poses such as the video above

dalagang pilipina means like a girl teenager from the philippines. the reason why im telling/explaning this to you now because its gonna be like a song fic and if you put "dalaga" in google translate, it will come out as girl (its right but you wouldn't want to see "one girl pilipina, yeah" later on, do you?)

this was inspired by that video i saw in my recommendations feed and honestly it was so good i had to make a oneshot about it

also also, colopinas because colonised + pilipinas and the short term of pilipinas is "pinas" just in case yall slip your head into the gutter, its not what you're thinking of right now. ya nasty.

- cringy
- meme-worthy

Maria just watched the newest trending video on Youtube and decided to do it since it was hilarious to do.

She then texted the Colonisers group chat to come over and help her do the video.

maria mercedez ang pangalan ko
GUYS, TULONG POR FAVOR!

daddy españa
WHY WHATS WRONG

honda civic
i came as soon as i heard wtf happened

burgbs
DO YOU NEED HELP

maria mercedez ang pangalan ko
COME OVER

burgbs
BE RIGHT THERE MY DARLING

daddy españa
omw

honda civic
👍👍👍

Maria giggled and decided to get ready by putting on some light make up and lip gloss. She puckered her lips and clipped her hair with some of her clips.

After five minutes passed by, she heard someone knocking by the door. She got up and skipped from her room to her front door in a matter of seconds and opened the door with a devilish smile plastered on her face.

"Hey Antonio!" She said before looking behind his back to see Alfred running towards the door, shortly followed by Kiku jogging towards her home.

They all got in while Alfred started puffing and huffing tiredly.

"So what do you need us for?" Kiku asked.

"I need you guys to help me film a video!" Maria let out a grin.

"That's it?" Alfred crossed his arms.

She nods before shoving the camera to Antonio, the speaker to Alfred, and the phone to Kiku before skipping off to the bathroom to change her clothes.