I hate poetry with passion
Poetry is like a potent poison
Preventing me from prospering
Potentially partaking in the narrative of my death
Poetry plants a field of poppies ready to knock me out with one breath
Practically ceasing the peace of pen on paper
Picking up a pen leaves me blue and purple
Never passing for a poet
Picking a peck of pickled peppers
Peter Piper already plucked that line
Pumping gas in my pickup truck
Peckish because I didn't get my pancakes
Punching through fictional walls
Need to take a break because poetry is a plague
Primed for pajamas and popcorn
Author's Note: This was a challenge to see how many words starting with the same letter we could fit in a poem.
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Mostly Funny Poems
PoetryThese are some poems I wrote for a Creative Writing class. Most of them are bad, but also hilarious so if you're in the mood for reading the first poems I've ever written then here they are. Enjoy!
