Toaster

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I drive around in a toaster

People say he's as useless as a coaster

It's not like I'm much of a boaster

But he's better than a roller coaster

More fun than your Rover

He's rolling traveling kosher

Green like a clover

Wanted by every cop all over

Come in a little closer

He'll keep his composure

The toaster isn't a poser

He can beat that Tesla Roadster

A high roller

Doesn't run on solar

Twenty years old getting older

Tell your friends. He loves exposure

Author's Note: This is obviously about rhyming but it's about my tiny truck who my friends named the toaster. He's still kicking it.

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 24, 2019 ⏰

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