I drive around in a toaster
People say he's as useless as a coaster
It's not like I'm much of a boaster
But he's better than a roller coaster
More fun than your Rover
He's rolling traveling kosher
Green like a clover
Wanted by every cop all over
Come in a little closer
He'll keep his composure
The toaster isn't a poser
He can beat that Tesla Roadster
A high roller
Doesn't run on solar
Twenty years old getting older
Tell your friends. He loves exposure
Author's Note: This is obviously about rhyming but it's about my tiny truck who my friends named the toaster. He's still kicking it.
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Mostly Funny Poems
PuisiThese are some poems I wrote for a Creative Writing class. Most of them are bad, but also hilarious so if you're in the mood for reading the first poems I've ever written then here they are. Enjoy!
