WARNING: If you hate puns don't read this...
Each year we go to beach
I’m not really shore why
There’s not a Pacific reason
Not even really a porpoise
Maybe we’re shellfish
Let minnow if you find out
Meanwhale I’m a bit tide up
Knot even kidding
I need kelp
I’m floundering
Get a lifeguard
Buoy, water you doing?
I’m sardine to eel sick
The beach waves goodbye
I’ll sea you later
Author's Note: This was a challenge to sea how many puns we could fit in one poem.
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Mostly Funny Poems
PoesíaThese are some poems I wrote for a Creative Writing class. Most of them are bad, but also hilarious so if you're in the mood for reading the first poems I've ever written then here they are. Enjoy!
