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Harry Potter Crack

Non-Fiction

Sooo I'm bored, And I'm a Weird Potterhead... So I decided to write this! This contains; Drarry, Pansmione, Linny, Ron x Blaise, cussing and mention of doing 'it' and other dirty stuff And Of course the MARAUDERS!! #MARAUDERSQUAD so Jily, Wolfstar...

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by WolfyBun99

by WolfyBun99

Dudley; Who's Cedric? You're Boyfriend?

Draco Jumping out of the bushes; The Fuck You Say You Filthy Muggle!?!?

Harry; Malfoy why the hell are you here???

Draco; *Shit*

Me; C'mon Harry We all know that Draco is stalking you!

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Sooo I have some songs that represents Drarry perfectly and no one can say other wise at least for the first one.

First of is;

I Feel The Love by Tritonal, Ross Lynch and R5
This song is just perfect for drarry here is the lyrics(Sorry my laziness but at least you get the lyrics!)

I said no one could say other wise but I still want your opinion so please comment...

So I don't know why my mind says that this one fits, I siriusly(I had to) don't know the
2nd song is Forgettable by Project 45 ft.Olivia(Love the song btw)

I only screenshoted it from google, that is why it is like that

I'm lazy and I came up with something while watching Twaimz vines.... don't judge this....please....I have a dirty mind...

Harry got a big fat ass, big fat ass, big fat ass, Draco stares too much.
Mione' got a big fat ass, big fat ass, big fat ass, Pansy stares to much.
Please don't kill me, kill me, kill me,
Please don't kill me, I don't want to die

....As I said don't judge.....

Please....