Harry Potter Crack

JK is A Phobe And We dont Stan.

So youve probably seen the shit shes been saying and the books are not that great with mental illness that should be there.

Harry's mindset is fucked up, but not fucked up enough with what hes been through.

Hermione, I cant really say anything but she should also be a little fucked.

Ron. Maybe some more concrete personality??? Please????? And more tact with what has happened because of that tact and his guilt scale should maybe be higher with what I understand of his character.

Ginny. Kinda a whiny bitch??? Like, the book Ginny is better then the movie but still. Kind of a bitch. And a bully.

Luna. Maybe a little more timid would fit her? Cant really say anything.

Sirius. More present then not, more protective would make sense. And he is definitly not straight you homophobe of an author.

Remus. He is MORE of a chaotic dumbass then the readers realise, he is not the sensible one or the mother hen, he is as chaotic as fanon young Sirius. Bit less of a player then fanon Sirius.

James Potter. He was the mother hen of the group. Please for the love of GOD fandom realise this fact! When Remus had problems with money and couldnt find a place to stay. Guess who took him in??? James did. He was the mum friend. Fight me.

Severus Snape. Abuser. Bully. All the bad shit hes done is somehow fucking forgiven?? AND EXCUSED? Abusing CHILDREN for the SOLE REASON that YOU didnt get your crush?? Yes, he loveed Lily, but is wasnt healthy love, you can see that with their patronuses, James and Lily match each other, as do their patronuses. Snape and Lily is the exact same. Its an unhealthy obsession. It wouldve been toxic, his interest in the dark magic wouldve been destroying her, but she would stay since she loved him. He was the BOGGART for a Child, the childs worst fear. He didnt care for Lilys family, who she treasured over all, he said to keep her alive, he didnt care. He just wanted Lily.

All this.

This is what she did.

But I have an idea, how about we make her give the Harry potter series to Rick Riordan. The one who wrote Percy Jackson.

He vibes with the LGBTQ+. Hes not racist. And he knows mental illnesses and what mind set can come with what has happened to people. Think of what we could get.

Black Hermione. This HC that most of us absolutely love. Maybe even trans hermione. The ranting that could come from her. And that she isnt exactly the prettiest in the book.

Half indian bisexual/pansexual icon sass lord Harry fucking Potter. Think of the iconic sass we could get from this boy. The  t r a u m a. The  a n g s t.
The EATING DISORDER THAT WOULD COME CAUSE NO WAY IN HELL HE DOESNT HAVE ONE. The f u c k e d  u p  m i n d s e t.

Ron. Think of bisexual panic he would be in. I know it isnt that popular of an headcanon but it just struck me. Trans male Ron. Dyslexic Ron is definitly a thing. He no auror he help magicals understand the advances of the muggles. Arthur is proud papa. Alos protective brother friend that will beat yo ass if you talk about his best mate. And his significant other whoever he goes for, its going to be satisfying. C o n c r e t e  p e r s o n a l i t y.

Sirius, the overprotective father he would be, a canon gay icon. Oh the shade he would spit.

Remus, the chaotic dumbass that can throw hands and will wreck you even if hes not in werewolf form. Also a chaotic bisexual or demi or whatever!!

James, ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳˡʸ ᵖᵃⁿⁱᶜ™. He would be the baddest bitch on the block. He would respect and love his absolute fabulous  wife and spoil his son.

Snape. The git would get what he deserves, and he would not be excused for his behavior.

Ginny would maybe be less of a bitch, and be the Bamf some make her out to be.

Luna. SHES BABY. CINNAMON ROLL WE ALL LOVE. This cutie would absolutely get the best of the best.

THE POSSIBLITIES ARE ENDLESS.

THE SATISFACTION WE WOULD GET.

BELLATRIX WOULD BE FUCKED.

VOLDEMORTS DEATH WOULDVE BEEN MORE SATIFSFYING.

HARRY WOULD BE A BOSS ASS BITCH THAT WAS REALLY GOOD AT MAGIC AND WOULD NOT BE AN AUROR FUCK THAT SHIT HE WOULD IDK MAYBE TRAVEL THE WORLD. MAYBE OPEN UP A SHOP OR SOMETHING IDK.

BUT IT WOULD BE MORE SATIFYING THATS FOR SURE. AND MORE UNDERSTANDABLE. WE WOULD VIBE AND DRACO WOULDVE GOTTEN WHAT HE DESERVES. A REDEMTION--

the posibilities.