1. Use red lipstick to write "The chamber of secrets has been opened. Enemies of the heir beware." on the wall or mirror.
2. Screech and when they ask what you're doing say you're speaking mermish.
3. Tell them their nose resembles Voldemort's.
4. Ask every red-head they're related to the Weaslys in public. Embarrass your friend.
5. Call them "a bag of dungbombs" whenever they annoy you.
6. Attack them and claim to be under the imperius curse from The Dark Lord.
7. When in public grab anything that resembles a wand point it at them and yell, "Avada Kadavra!" If another Harry Potter fan reacts say, "Oh no! I've been caught! I'm going to Azkaban!" Then run.
8. Make predictions that are sure to come true and claim you're related to Professor Trelawny.
9. Make random hissing noises whenever you see a snake and claim to be speaking Parseltongue
10. Offer to pay for their food with knuts, sickles, and galleons.
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110 Ways To Annoy Non Harry Potter Fans
Humor110 ways to annoy non Harry Potter fans. There might be a few typos I don't know. I hope you find these interesting or funny. Use them on your muggle friends!
