101. Throw a handful of sand into their fireplace and yell, "Diagon Alley!"
102. Tell them your phone number is 62442.
103. Change your hair (color or style or both) every time you see them and insist that you're a metamorphamagus.
104. Complain that your pictures don't move.
105. Sing The Sorting Hat's songs.
106. When they change the channel ask if you can see the Quidditch scores.
107. Say alohamora every time you open a door.
108. Ask them to help you study for your O.W.L.'s.
109. And your N.E.W.T.'s.
110. End every conversation with "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"
YOU ARE READING
110 Ways To Annoy Non Harry Potter Fans
Humor110 ways to annoy non Harry Potter fans. There might be a few typos I don't know. I hope you find these interesting or funny. Use them on your muggle friends!
