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31. Name the family's new pet Honeydukes.

32. Wear one brown and one [electric] blue contact and say that you're going for the "Mad-Eye" look.

33. Make turnip earrings.

34. Hiccup loudly and say that butterbeer is strong stuff.

35. Tell them if they kill any spiders Aragog will come looking for them.

36. Don't tell them who Aragog is.

37. Burst into tears every time someone mentions the name "Fred".

38. Remark on how strangely muggles dress.

39. Tap on random things and say "Just look at these things muggles come up with."

40. Don't tell them what muggle means.    

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