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61. Talk to animals and insist that they're Animagi.

62. Walk up to random people and ask if their initials are R.A.B.

63. Tell them that they're almost as smart as Grawp.

64. Refuse to tell them who Grawp is.

65. Whenever it's foggy outside scream, "The Dementors are coming!" and hide for days at a time. 

66. Eat a lot of chocolate after the incident above and when they ask why say, "I was attacked by a dementor and Lupin told me to eat some chocolate so I am."

67. Refuse to tell them what a dementor is.

68. Point and grunt and claim you're speaking troll.

69. Take them to a CD store and ask them to help you look for the newest Weird Sisters album.

70. Always speak with a British/English accent, especially if you're not from the U.K. 

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