(and that, ladies and gents, is the true meaning of life)
Tip #6: Posthum(our)ous Follower's Care
After a boring Friday at school (or Wednesday at uni) peeps of all kinds and races head to the clubs to have some fun. So happens with Wattpad, after a late Friday night wriggling through all kinds of nonsense, peeps of all minds and profile pics head to the Wattpad clubs and enjoy a happy moment of procrastination. But is this the perfect way to socialise, or something more?
How to attract and employ PFN (pseudofollower numbers) abuse:
1. Eject yourself from competition (by writing excruciating pieces of table paper worthy writings)
2. Accept that you're an awful writer (this is the most important path to success)
3. Head to Community Tab > Forums (or head to https://www.wattpadwriters.com/)
4. Ooo, shiny!
5. Indulge yourself in the @RobotAmbassador tutorial (cuz it's too cute to be ignored).
6. Head over to "Share Your Story" Community and create a new topic
7. Name the new topic you just created "Hi" and say you're a fully fledged fanfic writer looking for inexperienced newbies to give highly subjective insight on your kitten.
8. Drag and drop image of your imaginary kitten and hit "Reply" (with an actual mouse).
9. Head on over to The Cafe community (the perfect place to share your story, if there is one, has got to be there)
Procrastinate on "Read This First!"
10. Select the topic with the most views and post a link of your uncompleted fanfic below a photo of another kitten
11. Throw your actual mouse to all your imaginary kittens so they can feast on it
12. Get banned
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