The Hellfire of an Arc (UP FOR ADOPTION OR DISCONTINUED)

Someone Help MEEEEEEEEEEEE

Yeah so this is going to be continued why because we have yet to get to Jaune getting easily pissed off at everything. So yeah I made this story for fallout4 he commented on my last chapter of Book of Ideas and seeing how he actually liked the idea I'm going in full with this story don't worry I will get another chapter of The Arc of The VSA up nonetheless I'm still alive and I need entertainment. Anyway time for Jaune to get pissed off when Grimm come by to interrupt time with his kitty. By the way in response to fallout4 regarding when Jaune is angry will his set on fire or will his skull be like Scorpion's fire breath attack and for that I say both that is why the mask will be important. Also the song will come in place later in the chapter but yeah I don't own it.

(Fuck knows where I mean Emerald Forest)

Blake was currently trying (keyword trying) to escape she didn't know what to make of the situation first this psycho landed on his neck next thing she knows he's holding her while rubbing her ears. That's not to say the she didn't enjoy it the purrs coming from her clearly said all (Meanwhile with a wolf and a god "Ha young love at it's finest" "I know Oum I know" the two were relaxing on recliners eating popcorn.) "Please *purr* stop" Blake successfully removed his hands to ask him wait what was she going to ask him again hey Oum can you help?(Back to the two beings "Oh okay that was she's going to ask him alright") "Okay please don't touch my ears who are you and how do you know I'm a faunus" "To the first I'm Jaune Arc and to the second Oum told me." You could see the look on her face that told she didn't believe him "Okay I guess were partners but seriously why did you call me your kitty" (Inside Jaune's mind "Ummm shit what do I say what do I say quick narrator help" (I'm not sure I can help man, you're on your own) "what why" (Because fuck you that's why) "Your no help (hey you try writing love then you can come talk to me) "Ah ha I got it I will tell her" we exit Jaune's dirty mind.)  "Are you listening to me" "Ummm because your adorable" Jaune tried his best not to look weird even though no one survives breaking their neck.

 A sigh come from Blake's mouth as she could admit that while yes he was definitely crazy and she was partnered with him needless to say either way she could've done worse right? (I don't know about that I'm mean you were friends with benefits with a terrorist and I mean Whats-His-Fuck) first of all his name is Adam and second of all aren't you on my side (I don't know about that but I'm trying my hardest to limit my interactions with characters because while it is funny I got a story to narrate.) Another sigh escaped her lips at the narrator's laziness (hey fuck you) "Anyway we need to find the temple" the resurrected man reluctantly got up "Hey Blake after this do you want to go somewhere?" "I don't know what do you have in mind even though this is not what a normal conversation would go like" (Hey I'm trying okay) "Well there's this great bar and grill place they roast the shit out of tuna-" "Did you say tuna?" Blake stopped in her steps when she heard that "Is that a yes" "okay I will go out with you but onl-" she was cut off by a bunch of dicks otherwise known as the Grimm "Okay we will continue this later but we Jaune, are you okay?" Blake asked him slowing backing away from the being who's eyes just lit on fire for no reason "You fucking pieces of shit you interrupted time with my KITTTTTTYY!" 

(Cut to the headmaster and his assistant because reasons that's why)

"Okay now then and fixed" Ozpin was trying his very best to change his ringtone from Sandstorm to something else "Come on Glynda call it now" "Okay Headmaster" the scroll ringed a few times before (now play the song) and it was still Sandstorm. (Inside Ozpin's mind "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" (Yeah that's a no) "Oh shut up narrator and fuck you too for not changing it" (no fuck you buddy) "My life is meaningless I can't stop Salem without her laughing when someone calls me" (Yeah thats on you) out of fuckface's mind.) "Headmaster are you alright" Glynda asked her headmaster even though she's know how he felt about his ringtone still being the same. Beside it's catchy she thought  "Glynda how are the students doing" "Good why do you as-" "Because I realise it's hopeless to try and change it because the narrator doesn't want it to change." "Right huh that is strange" "What is it Glynda" "One of the cameras went offline" "Where was the camera located?" "Where that Arc boy who landed on his neck is" *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM* The two observed a large amount of the forest getting instantly burned as a giant mushroom cloud seemed to float right above the epicentre.