The Hellfire of an Arc (UP FOR ADOPTION OR DISCONTINUED)

Burning Ma-wait I mean bread

        Oh yeah time for some more tortu- I mean amusement yeah I can't figure out a name for Jaune's team so whenever it comes to their name I'm just going to leave it like *Blank* cause you know I don't have a name for them yet. I get my kicks from the Narrator's suffering

(Uh seriously another one can't you just leave me alone *baloney* aaaaaah fuck alright um we are in Team *Blank* room and it is early in the morning)

             Ah it's nice outside the birds are singing, the Grimm are being assholes, and Team *Blank*'s  room is on fire, oh what ah shit it's on fire no seriously how the fuck did this happen the only things that aren't on fire is the bed which holds Jaune whom is cuddling Blake (even though she was on the other end of the room) and the window, *whoosh* nevermind the window set itself to fire somehow (Seriously how it makes no fucking sense). Nevertheless Ren is currently trying to suppress the fires keyword being trying Nora finally teleported back to the room carrying the largest container of water ever created in the history of ever or you know just incredibly big and said no wait I mean yelled "INCOMING" to say the room was dry before all this is an understatement and now it was wetter than a pool of water. Ren was somehow dry despite the fact that he was right next to Nora when she dropped it and the water went everywhere even out into the hallway also Jaune and Blake aren't wet (Well actually because Jaune's body temperature is really high and since Blake is next to him she is feeling some of the released body heat) wait hang on I thought this was a story. "Nora thank you" "No problem Renny" god those two were cute and I mean RWBY Chibi cute "AH fuck you Deathstalker" oh now he's awake and Blake jumped up to the ceiling sticking to it like Spider-Man until she realised she wasn't and promptly fell back down Jaune rubbed his eyes to ensure that he was awake and when he observed the room it was mostly scarred by burning or burnt entirely "Yesh what did you two do" "No it was you when I woke up I saw the entire room on fire" "Then how did you know it was me" "Because you were farting flames everywhere even the window got set on fire" "Wait what how did that happen" "I don't know it's probably the author (No comment)." Jaune just sidestepped his way to the bathroom "Right I'm going to take a shower now see ya" Ren face-palmed at the Arc's nonchalant attitude towards the fact that he just incinerated the entire room he turned to the Cat faunus and just wanted to know one simple thing "How did he become your partner" "It's a long story" "I couldn't really care if I died before I hear the end I just want to know" "Well it all star-" *crash* now then take a guess what happened. 

            "THE SHOWER WATER IS NOT HOT ENOUGH AAAAAAAAAAH" the three were taken by surprise not that another fire has started in the bathroom but rather a chunk of the wall of the room next to them is missing and also the bathtub and the shower head. Ren for the second time face-palmed at the absurdity of the situation.

(And jump to breakfast and no this time RWPY didn't spend a billion years on a fucking bedroom)

             Team RWPY (I know the most unoriginal name ever conceived) were sitting at the table with the *Blank of Blank* as their leader were waiting for Jaune to get down cause he was made to put the bathtub back in place after ripping it out and sending someone to the infirmary. The doors open as every step Jaune taken had sparks coming out of them as he stomped to the tray dispenser so that he can get his breakfast which consisted of burnt eggs and stale toast. But what happened could only be described as so stupid as Jaune looked at the piece of toast he was given"What the fuck what the fuck is this" "It's toast" he held it up in sheer disbelief "No it's not it's not even brown" "Well if you don't like it than show me what toast should look like"cut to the rest of the main cast with Ren already feeling a headache coming on "Oh no please don't" "Hey whats the worst that could happen" said Yang and in the next five seconds it was worse "AHHHHHHH" Jaune once again lit on fire as the surrounding area was torched by his hellfire and unlike the bedroom situation it dissipate quickly as the person behind the counter was so terrified by the last three seconds and looked as if he saw the face of death itself. "You see this you fucking idiot this is toast alright" and he walked to the table the rest of his teammates were through the hall and he sat down next to Blake who didn't looked surprised by the situation then Ruby decided to point something unusual about Jaune's piece of toast "Hey Jaune" "Yes Ruby" "Um where is your toast" "It's right here" all Ruby saw was a what appeared to be a piece of toast but said toast was on fire "Jaune your toast is on fire you know that right?" "Yeah don't you like your toast to have a little char to it?" "No it's just that your toast is burning" "That toast is pretty hot  right Yang" (Oh fuck no please for the love of hatred no) "I don't know Fire boy it does look a bit toasty but I must admit it is looking a bit fiery tonight" (Ah fuck me) if this was a normal story Ruby (and others) would groan at this but seeing how he goes off at anything they didn't want to poke that bear. Unfortunately Cardin (and his dumbass teammates whose names I already forgotten) didn't get that memo and decided to make a dumb comment on it like the shitheads they are "Uh I felt as if my brain just heard death seriously who the fuck thought this was funny" "What Cardin I couldn't hear you over the sound of shitty puns" "Yeah she's hot and all but she is not funny" yeah yeah hey want to know something that is not fun it is called.

(Jump cut to Ozpin's office after the headmaster awoken)

             Ah Ozpin thought as he saw that the day actually could not be bad other than the fact a room was lit on fire, a piece of the wall to team DICK's room is missing including a bathtub, and one of their teammates was in the infirmary but to Ozpin he seriously lowered his standards since yesterday the Emerald Forest (or what is left of it which is to say barely anything) was burned to the ground, one of his students died and came back to life, he still had that fucking song as his ringtone, but overall it didn't seem like anything bad could happen right? I'll give you one good guess what the fuck is about to happen in the next ten seconds as Ozpin observes the Mess Hall only for a familiar sound to emitted from the place of eating and fucking about in three, two, one *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM* yep there goes one of Beacon's facilities as he observed the current smouldering wreckage that used to be the Mess Hall and a person that is flying at his oh shit "DUCK FOR COVER!" There goes Ozpin's 2,000,000,000,000 Lien window and his coffee machine and Ozpin is pissed when he saw that his favourite thing in his life is destroyed in front of him he looked at the perpetrator as a dark aura started to surround the headmaster. "You motherfucker you destroyed everything that I HAAAAAAAAAADDDDDD" (Google Goku transforming into a Super Saiyan and just listen to him yelling) well we can say goodbye to one of Cardin's teammates oh who was it again um the fucking guy with the dumbass spikes on his head "KammmmeeeeeeeeeeHHHHHHHHHHHaaaaaammmeeeeeeee-" (Woah Ozpin wrong super move) "Oh Headmaster DROPKICK!"

(Cut to Beacon no just Beacon)

*Chirp Chirp Chirp* *Craaaaaaassssssssssssssshhhhhh* Well there goes half of Beacon

Omake Russel's last thoughts

Russel you have four options here it is

A Fight the pissed Headmaster (Chances of succeeding 0.000000000000000000001% seriously he's the Headmaster why do you think you have a chance fighting him)

B Apologise and beg for mercy (Do you really think he will listen)

C Perform ultra powerful combo (You lack the necessary skills to pull of this 1000x move combo)

D Perform Hara-Kiri (Chances of succeeding 100%)

Russel chose wisely (I don't own this)

Russel in a few seconds ripped his heart out and died ten seconds after "Ozpin wins              HARA-KIRI"

Yeah seriously I love MK Deception and I really wish they kept the Hara-Kiris instead of this lame Quitality why because seeing the opposing character kill themselves in ridiculous ways are a hell of lot more entertaining then just them stopping and dying especially Sindel's she just preforms a backflip and lands on her neck.