The Hellfire of an Arc (UP FOR ADOPTION OR DISCONTINUED)

Aw Fuck Me

What you thought the narrator wasn't going to suffer haha I got you but yeah sorry if it has been a long time since I updated but don't worry I am not finished with this or with any other story. So yeah on with the narrator's suffer- I mean the story

(Cut to the narrator in real life as he looks out only to turn to his right to see a wolf aw what the fuck man come on can you not just leave me alone *wolf holds out a baloney in his paw* okay okay fuck man uhh where are again okay okay Beacon hall after the main cast found the golden sandwich, the black turkey, and for CRDL the big golden fuck you award) 

"Um does anybody else find it weird that the Headmaster is drunk" asked Yang currently Ozpin is drunk off his goddamn ass "Alright team DICK that's your *hic* that's your fucking name why you ask cause fuck you that's why" yeah Ozpin really should have slow down on his tenth bottle then again he hated his fucking job. "Alright you fucking twats (I should mention that Yang was covering Ruby's ears from all the cursing that Ozpin is doing) since the writer of this story demanded that you be humiliated in the worst way he *hic*re it goeeeess" "You there Mr. Fuckhead with orange h*hic*air your fucking name is Cardin Winchester you are a jackass and as such you are *hic* paired up with two other jack*hic*asses and a fucking do*hic*uchbag (Hey I thought he kinda did aw who the fuck cares) your the leader of your group called FKST" (Fuckstick) Cardin looked offended by his new teams name. "Whoa hold it old man our names don't spell that" (Oh god Ozpin is going Link from the Legend of Zelda TV Show) "Well excusssssssseeeeeee me princess what is your teammates fucking names or did the narrator forget you too" (Hey it's not my fault okay it's the author *20 slaps of baloney* I-I-I mean yes it is my fault cause I am a what *reads the note* I am a dickhead anyway) "Um yeah cause unlike you or the lazy narrator (Fuck You Cardin) I remember all my teammates name and it is Russel, Lark, and Sky." "Yeah no thats too fucking hard *gulp gulp gulp*" meanwhile Ozpin was downing another goddamn bottle of Qrow's booze "Sooooo yeah I now christen you fuck*hic*sticks team CRDL cause all of you collected the big gol*hic*den fuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkkk youuuu award and stop moving all over the goddamn *hic* place" what Ozpin didn't realise is that Qrow drinks really strong stuff so strong that he crashed a Bullhead into the freeway how he got his hands on the Bullhead nobody knows all they can say is that he does not feel pain. Yeah he is really dizzy "Now then team CRDL fuuuuuckkkkkk of*hic*off the stage so as to make the story go along other wise my forehead will be obliterated seriously fu*hic*ck off" "Alright then with that meaningless character out of the way let us continue with the main cast." 

"Jaune "Motherfucking" Arc, Blake "Kitty" Belladonna, Nora "The Flash, Female Thor" Valkyrie, and Lie *hic* "Fatass" Ren, you four had coooooolllllected the golden sand*hic*wic*hic*wich so first thing don't puttttt fucking nickna*hic*mes where your goddamn mi*hic*ddle name is supposed to go you *hic*fucking dicks you lot are going to form team (I cannot think of a name right now so yeah) with your leader being Jaune Arc and the reaso*hic*n I didddddn't say your teams name is because thhhhheeeee author is stumped. (Meanwhile with Oum and Wolf "You seriously could not think up a name" "Hey give me a break Oum I'm trying okay fuck") "Alllllrrrriiiight you goddamn assssssssssshoooooooooleeeeeesss get off the fuck*hic*ing stage and fuck off to your room and please for the love of Oum don't have sex in there. "Alright who the fucccck is next alright Ruby Rose, Yang *hic* Xiao Long, Pyrhha*hic* "Redhead" hey seriously did you not fucking listen what i just said stop putting nick*hic*names where your goooooddamn middle name is supposed to be you fucking massives and Weiss Schnee" "Bless you" said Jaune cutting off Ozpin "Nooooo you fuckhead that's her lasttt*hic* name as I was saying you are all members of team RWPY (Rupy cause I can't think of anything else) leaaaad by Rubbbbbbbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyyy ROOOooose." Wow if shocked could have a physical definition than Weiss' face would be it "Allllrigghtty then all of you know fucccckk offf and leave me *hic* alone" as everyone began to fuckoff Team *Blank* found their way to their room which was pathetic to say the least Jaune crashed on the first bed and went to sleep. Everyone else did so and now I the narrator can finally end this chapter and please don't trust Baloney

Yeah I'm stumped with team names but yeah sorry it has been a while since I last updated hopefully the next chapter will be better.