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➸ A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS!
⚊you turn them on in public
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klaus:
⚊he's internally freaking out
⚊covers it up with a book or his jacket
⚊"y/n/n can we go?? like nOW??"
violet:
⚊bits her lip and squirms a lot
⚊she wants to drag you away but doesn't
⚊"how much longer are we here?"
sunny:
⚊tries to turn you on too lol
⚊it's not working and it just her being weird
⚊"aM i nOt sExY!1!1"
carmelita:
⚊bitch does not care
⚊will carry you away to go fuck
⚊"hey im horny let's go"
count olaf:
⚊tries to be discreet about it
⚊fails miserably bc he's olaf
⚊"let's say hypothetically that i got a boner, would we go home? hypothetically"
esme:
⚊she tries to tell you in a classy way bc that's "in"
⚊but she's blushing while she does it
⚊"i am feeling intimate and sexual feelings for you right now and I'd love it if we left immediately to resolve it"
lemony:
⚊he doesn't care either
⚊he'll just walk it off like its nothing lol
duncan:
⚊begs and whines for you guys to go home
⚊whispers in your ear his situation
⚊"look i want you and i want you right fucking now you sexy piece of shit"
isadora:
⚊she is the most normal about it
⚊she just tells you calmly that she wants to go home to fuck
⚊"hey, can we go? i'm really in 'the mood'"
quigley:
⚊becomes really awkward
⚊i mean, he's already awkward bc he's quigley but even more so now
⚊"mE? i dOnT hAvE a bOnEr...wHy dO yOu aSk?"
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