⚊drunk texts

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A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS!
drunk texts

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klaus:
"did i evr tellll u that you look like a sexy voldemort?"

violet:
"omg violet i ned u to pik mE up"
"wait im violet lol"

sunny:
"maybe i should be called rainy from now on"

carmelita:
"u r probs the sexist (sexiest) girl  i have evr dated"

count olaf:
"u wana get married"

esme:
"im sry to say u were nevr in"

lemony:
"lemon sniker"

duncan:
"i luv u"

isadora:
"can we try new s3x positions??"

quigley:
"i want us 2 b like carl and ellie from up bb"

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