instructions unclear || VLD LOTOR CRACKFIC

chapter 2

lotor was trying out that weird tik tok caption where you share it, send an SMS, and then delete it. except he didn't exactly understand.

"it's your time to go!" keith yelled at Lotor, pointing his bayard and running. The surprise attack scared the rats out of lotor.

"i'm a bad bitch you can't kill me."

Lotor activated all the traps in his ship, getting
rid of the paladin fairly quickly. He brought all of the traps from hell to earth itself with all the wrath.

and i've run out of ideas so i'm going all out.

Lotor proceeded to run down the halls of the ship in really slippery socks before jumping in a shopping cart. he zipped and zoomed through the halls, greeting Axca as he passed by her and ignoring her confused look, then stopped when he reached his bedroom and yeeted the cart to another galaxy. he got under the covers and went to sleep, with socks on.

2 hours later

lotor woke up and began singing while putting on black 10-inch heels. he strutted down the halls of his ship, ignoring the weird look coming from his generals.

"they tried to put me on the cover of vogue, but my legs were toooooooo long.
everyday is leg day
monday
tuesday
wednesday
thighs, calves, all the wa-"

lotor got interrupted when he tripped over a...little girl? why the fuck was there a little girl inside the ship? he just ignored her and took of the heels. she followed him, what a cutie.

"what do you want, you filthy child?"

she looked down and mumbled something. the girl fiddled with her thumb and shifted her weight from one foot to the other. she finally looked up at Lotor.

she's actually pretty cute, he thought, maybe i might not make her one of my rats.

"i-i'm lost, sir. i j-just a-appeared on y-your ship," she stuttered out.

"lost? that's something you don't hear everyday on my ship. well then, it's about to be dark out so why don't we do some things before going to sleep?"

tbh i love soft lotor it makes me feel nice. i've decided to make him be nice to this little girl so they can become like the rat gang and she can be the sidekick i guess.

the day proceeded with lotor giving the little girl some food, which she devoured very quickly.

lotor gave the little girl a bath and then got some of his much-too-big clothes for the girl. he brushed her hair and dryer it, leaving it silky soft and smooth.

"my dear, what is your name?"

the girl's eyes widened and she thought for a moment.

"m-my name? my name is Y/N"

hELL YEAh i bRouGht y'aLL inTo thiS

"well my name is lotor, in case you didn't know."

lotor tucked the little girl into bed in another room and gave her a kiss on the forehead. he felt like a proud dad. he went to sleep in his own room, only to be woken up at 3:36 o'clock exactly. it was Y/N and she was standing right in front of him.

"mother i am sorry to wake you at this ungodly hour but i must report to you that i have soiled my undies and i require your assistance in a change of trousers and bedsheets and maybe a glass of mother's milk. thank you, mother."

lotor was beyond star struck. Y/N started giggle at his reaction before explaining the real reason she was there.

"i had a nightmare. can i sleep with you?"

lotor nodded and moved over to make space for the little girl. she climbed in and cuddled into lotor.

she's adorable. i wonder where she came from?? he thought.

okay so this turned out to be more soft than crack but hey at least you're in it

in the morninggggggg

"fuck i forgot to try out that tik tok caption."

he left Y/N sleeping as she wasn't awake yet and went to go try it out. by the time she woke up and went to the kitchen, as she had remembered from yesterday, she found lotor with his foot stuck in a blender.