Random Incorrect Quotes

The Circus In The Sky

[i love them so much help-]
[I'm pretty sure nobody will know these guys-]
[Btw, in the picture,
Top, left-right: Z00ZY_Q, CLINTEN, YUKC0
Bottom, left-right: CAROLINE, G0Z, SN00TZ]

Yukc0: I only feel one emotion, and it's anger.
G0Z: But last night you drunk texted everyone a thousand heart emojis?
Yukc0: Out of anger.

Yukc0: Sir, this is an uwu-free zone.
Yukc0: Anyone who responds with 'owo' or 'uwu' is under arrest for crimes against humanity.
G0Z: Cwimes against huwumamity.
Yukc0: I'm going to break your fingers.
G0Z: This mowotal vessel is onwy a shell of the howowors within òwó

G0Z: Woah, you better watch your mouth before I show you the back of my hand.
G0Z: *turns his hand over to show a taped on piece of paper that says "please be nice to me"*

Z00ZY_Q: G0Z just asked me what kind of soup I was having and I didn't know what to say because I had just poured orange juice into a bowl and was drinking it with a spoon.

G0Z: You call it "really bad at darts", I call it freestyle acupuncture.

G0Z: This says your blood pressure is 420 over 69.
Z00ZY_Q: Lmao nice.
G0Z: You are going to die-

Yukc0: I already sent good vibes your way...they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
CLINTEN: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.

G0Z: Hey, YUKC0! If Z00ZY and I were drowning, who would you save?
YUKC0: My energy.

G0Z: You're sick, your temperature is 104.1!
Z00ZY: If I was sick, could I do this?
Z00ZY, staring at G0Z: ...
G0Z: What are you doing?
Z00ZY: Cartwheels. Am I not doing them?
G0Z, softly: No...

G0Z: YUKC0, could you take out the trash?
G0Z: YUKC0 PUT Z00ZY DOWN-

G0Z: Oh dear, what did you do to your finger?!
YUCK0: Well, I was trying to pop it and it wouldn't crack... so I broke it.
[This is probably the last G0Z quote for now :P]

*YUKC0 stuck in a crowded area of the circus*
YUKC0: Why are all of these people here?
YUKC0: There are too many people on this earth.
YUKC0: We need a new plague.
[Yukc0 wait-] [oh no]

Satan: Hey, I bought your soul last month and-
YUKC0: No returns.
Satan: Please, it's making me sad.

Albert: Do you ever drink so much coffee that you feel kinda dizzy, then the world is moving in slow motion, and then you're drifting through space and time, and then you can see everything and nothing while being lost in the void?
YUKC0: God, no!
G0Z: *understandingly nods*