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Jacksepticeye & Alter Egos

Chase: Sah dude
Anti: *exists*
Chase, walking out of the room: Nah dude

Robbie: Doctor? Marvin fell in the pool and I don't think he's waterproof.
Henrik: What?
Jameson, signing: I think he's trying to say Marvin's drowning.
Henrik: Oh, okay.
Henrik:
Henrik, jumping up: waIT WHAT-
[for a second, "what" doesn't even look like a word anymore]

Anti, petting a spider: Treat spiders how you want to be treated.
Marvin, sneaking up from behind with a shoe: Kill without hesitation.

Henrik: Where'd you learn to drive like that??!
Chase:
Chase: Mario Kart
[IM CHASE-]

Chase: So, you guys got kicked out of the movie theater. What for?
Marvin: We were yelling diving scores during the Titanic as people jumped off the boat.
Jackie: That last dude had a solid 8, lemme tell you-
[I actually physically wheezed at this]

*Angrily walks up to Chase's child*
Chase's child: Daddy?
Anti:
Anti: DO I LOOK LIKE A DAD-

Sean: *slaps whiteboard* LAUGH
Jameson: *writes on whiteboard and throws whiteboard* I CANT

Jackie: And this giant box is your kids' birthday gift to you!
Chase, whispering: *smiling* They're inside it, aren't they?
Jackie: *nods*
The Box: *giggles*
[I wanna draw something for Chase's B-day, but I forgot! ;-; so take this and keep it away from me, it's too wholesome ahhhhh!]

Anti: What the- How did you get here?!
Sean: Do you have 90 minutes?

Computer: Your password strength is: weak.
Anti, throwing the computer out the window: WHO'S WEAK NOW?!

Henrik: The other egos have no survival or self-preservation instincts. I think they were just built without them.
Jameson, signing: That can't be true!
Henrik: Watch this.
Henrik: Hey, Jackie! Race you downstairs!
Jackie: *jumps out a ten story window*

Marvin: Chase? What's wrong? Why are you crying?
Chase: I had this dream where Shrek was turned into a lady ogre and Fiona was asked if it was cool with her and she said "yeah i'm bishrekual" and I woke up crying.
Marvin:
Marvin: Forget I asked.
[iM BISHREKUAL HA-]

Chase, driving his kids to school: *playing Deja Vú as he wildly drifts into a parking space*

Henrik: Remember to drink water!
Anti: No
Henrik: Then become the dirt I walk on-

Marvin: Do you think different laundry detergents have different tastes?
Robbie: They do.
Marvin:
Marvin: Why do you say that with such certainty–

Chase: *holds his own hand* It's gonna be okay, babe.
[aWWWWW!]

Jameson: fjsbxjsjdhajdnxjxshdj
Chase: How are you signing that fast-

Chase: *gets down on one knee*
Anti: Oh my God, it's finally happening!
Chase: *falls over*
Anti: The poison's kicking in!

Henrik: Jackie.
Jackie: Oh no. 'Jackie' in B-flat. You're disappointed.

Chase: I bet I can fit 15 marshmallows into my mouth.
Henrik: You are a hazard in this household.
Jackie: And a coward. Do 20.

Jackie: Dude, you gotta stop acting over dramatic.
Marvin, rising his leg in the air: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Chase: So, do you like pears?
Jameson, signing, drunk: Never took to pears. Always struck me as the weak-willed apple. You bite an apple, it fights back! Pears just go 'oh cool!'

Marvin: I'm going to the store, you want anything?
Chase: A will to live.
Marvin: Whiskey or chocolate cake?