Oscar Pine carries a pitchfork into the barn, which has loose bits of hay strung about the floor. He passes a sink with a mirror behind it, and something makes him pause and take a closer look. He sees his own reflection and lifts a lock of his hair, as if expecting something different.
He leans forward and examines the mirror more closely.
Oscar:"Hello?"
Just as Oscar is about to back away, a voice booms out, sending him crashing backward.
Ozpin:"Hello! I'm Professor Ozpin!"
Oscar looks up at the sink and mirror from the floor of the barn, breathing heavily. From outside the barn, a woman's voice calls out.
Oscar's Aunt: Oscar? "You be careful with those tools!"
Yang Xiao Long is inside a nightmare. All around her are broken pieces of buildings and darkness. She looks around, confused, and lets out a small gasp when she looks down. She raises both of her arms and turns them, examining their presence, particularly her right arm.
Yang looks up from her arms to see Adam Taurus walking toward her. The red accents in his hair, mask and outfit have a surreal glow. Yang steps back defensively and discovers that she is suddenly wearing Ember Celica. She blasts Adam five times, but they do nothing to him while he steadily continues walking closer.
Adam puts his right hand on the handle of his sheathed sword. Yang tries to attack him again, but her weapon is gone, as is her right arm. She stares for a moment in confusion and disbelief and then startles when Adam is abruptly directly before her. He grins at her and starts to unsheath Wilt from Blush. Red yelled and launches with dark rose and Slices at Adam only to get his Left leg to get cut off. Yang gets Shocked and pulls her left arm out at Red and Adam.
Yang:"NO!"
Yang awakens with a gasp. She is in her room, lying on top of her bed. The robotic arm given to her by General Ironwood rests on her bedside table, out of the box. Yang looks at it for a moment before turning her face away. She hears laughter coming from downstairs.
Yang heads downstairs to discover Professors Bartholomew Oobleck and Peter Port sitting at her kitchen table and laughing with her father, Taiyang Xiao Long. And her brother Red just sitting down using his scroll smiling. There's a bowl of fruit at the center of the table.
Port:"And, and, and then, in comes Qrow, wearing a skirt! I was just a TA, I-I didn't know what to do, so I just... I just left the room to laugh!"
Red:"Really? Uncle Qrow wore a skirt!?"
Yang comes to the kitchen door while the three laugh.
Taiyang:"We told him it was a kilt! He'd never worn a uniform before, so he didn't know!"
Oobleck:"That is terrible! What is wrong with you!?"
Taiyang:"Hey! The girls all said he had nice legs! I did that jerk a favor! Besides, that's not even the best part! See, then we-"
Port puts his right leg on the tabletop, cutting off Taiyang.
Port: "Like what you see?"
The four laugh and Port loses his balance. He tries to save himself from falling, but ends up on the floor.
Port:"Whoa-oh!"
There's even more laughter. Taiyang claps from mirth and Port joins in the hilarity from the floor. Yang giggles too, covering her mouth, but the three teachers and the sibling become alerted to her presence. Oobleck stands while Port gets up off the floor.
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Red vs Blue and the Planet Remnant
FanfictionIt all started because caboose pressed random buttons and now they are stuck AN:This is my first story and Red vs blue and RWBY are all owned by rooster teeth