Red vs Blue and the Planet Remnant

PSA:Saint Patricks Day

Grif:"Hi my names Dexter Grif from the popular Fanfic series Red vs Blue and the Planet Remnant."

Yang:"And Im Yang Xiao long from the same story!"

Grif:"And you are wondering what the hell is Saint's Patricks day?"

Yang:"Well on remnant Its really just a day."

Grif:" While for us if you didn't wear green you get pinched."

Yang:"Wait really?"

Grif:"Yeah and also every Saints Patty Day we are trying to find a mini leprechaun to get it's gold."

Yang;"K so what are you going to do if you get the gold?"

Grif:"Me? Well I was going to get some Pizza. Sweet tasty Pizza."

Yang:"Wait why?"

Grif:"It's all about the pizza yang. It's all about it."

Yang:"Ok....But some other countries celebrate it different For instance We got Ireland which drinks till they get drunk."

Grif:"Yeah not only that some other people do it just for the fuck of it."

Yang:"And I think that sums up everything...."

Grif:"Yeah I'm just going to drink for the fuck of it."

Simmons:"Grif wait! It's not Sunday yet!"

Grif:"So?"

Simmons:"So!? We can't drink a lot!"

Grif:"But aren't we in some dumb Fan-Fic?"

Simmons:"You have done it!"

Grif:"Done what?"

Simmons:"You made the author mad!"

Grif starts running around

Grif:"What the- SIMMONS HELP!"

Simmons:"Sorry Grif you got your self in this mess."

Grif:"God I'm losing weight!"

Simmons:"Oh Hello Readers! My name Dick Simmons and in 3 more days the latest Red vs Blue season will be on in RoosterTeeth.com not only that buy their merch!"

Grif:"SIMMONS STOP ADVERTISIING AND HELP ME!"