Red vs Blue and the Planet Remnant

PSA: Recap and Special.

A/N:"Why hello everyone my name is well Uh....I don't know but you can call me A/N. Here with me are the two red team members with two blue team members. With RWBY and JNR! What? Oh the Teams are not coming."

Grif:"Why hello everyone. My name is Dexter Grif. From the popular Book series Red vs Blue and the Planet Remnant. Today I have my Bitchy Teammate Dick Simmons."

Simmons:"Your a dick Grif. And yes I'm Dick Simmons from the Same series as well!"

Church:"Well I'm Leonard Church from Blue Team. The Leader! And next to me is Tucker."

Tucker:"Thank's Church. Yo whats up! I'm Lavernius Tucker. The Ladies man of Blue team!"

Church:"Yeah 'Ladies Man.' Last time you got hit by Coco's Purse."

Coco:"He tried to hit on me so yeah."

Tucker:"My balls hurt....."

Church."Anyways....Onto the Recap! We crashlanded near the CCT cause of Caboose."

Caboose:"Hey! This isn't blood gulch!"

Tucker:"And when we grabbed other people's attention We ran but thanks to Donut we fell asleep and awoken in a dark room meeting professor Ozpin."

Simmons:"And with that a new adventure has begun!"

Grif:"We tried to be everyday students that should be good but.....Look at this recap."

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Simmons:"If only we had the warthog!" (As he said it a holographic Warthog appear in the stadium.)"Wait is that my semblance!"

Grif:"Apparently your semblance is making Holographs Dipshit."

Ruby:"SWEAR!"

Grif:"Oh come on!"

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Grif:"I lost a good amount of money cause of the fucking swear Jar. Now We see here at the end of Volume 1 Jaundice part 2 or Forever fall Part 2.We see The Meta coming back and the A.I.-" (Church clears his throat) "And a Ghost."

Church:"That's better."

Grif:"We see Church back and we were happy. But the fucking news came on and they announced that the meta Came back. Roll the clip!"

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Their scrolls go off

Lisa:"This is Vales News Network with breaking news someone has stole an armor from the crashed ship that contained the new team members of beacon. The hole was made by someone strong and this is the armor they have taken." (A picture is shown of the Meta's armor)

Wash:"You gotta be fucking kidding me."

Lisa:"Apparently they also made the same weapon as one of the Beacons student Dexter Grif."

He is heard from the other room

Grif:"You gotta be fucking kidding me!"

Tucker:"So wait that means-"

Lisa:"We are getting reports of who this assailant is They spray painted 'We Are the META' I repeat 'We Are the META."

The Breaking news ended and they can't believe it The Meta has returned and they are wanting revenge

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Grif:"Not only that when we reached the of Volume 1. We were happy but thats when Volume 2 happened!"

Simmons:"You see....We started off before the food fight and the start of it. We see Felix...Back in action....With an Alliance with Cinder Fall."

Tucker:"The Slut!"

Church:"Tucker! Your right but don't be fucking rude."

Tucker:"Yeah your right....But anyways. We have Red entering Beacon academy. With Sun and Neptune entering as well. The food fight started."

Grif:"Those bastards!"

Tucker:"Yeah.....But in the End we have a new friend."

Church."Yeah thats when we started our investigation. And we met Tex. Again."

Grif:"Yeah. Anyways, We had the dance and everything and learned that our next mission would be on a train. Stopping Roman and the white fang. Well.....We did and we started off in Volume 3!"

Church:"We have Neo Project Freelancer and we would have eventually the fall....We don't have any clips."

Grif:"Yeah....Anyways we have the questions and- Wait....WE HAVE NONE!? Come on guys!"

A/N:"Have you consider exercise?"

Grif:"Nope!"

Church:"Wow....No questions. Are we not that special? Ok. OK! FINE WE CAN JUST START VOLUME 5! BUT FIRST AUTHOR!"

A/N:"Calm down Church. Anyways Since the summer is coming. Volume 5 and 6 will come out for a long time. Basically I'm going to have some family trips. But I will try my best to get the episodes out. Stay cool everyone! And have a great day!"

Grif:"Bye guys! And we hope you keep reading! Seriously. It's the Authors best work. Just....Don't mind the recommendations. See ya!"