Red vs Blue and the Planet Remnant

Volume 1 Ep 1:Do you ever wonder why were here?

A/N:I don't own RWBY and red vs blue All Characters Are owned by Rooster Teeth. Please enjoy this chapter and please tell me what you think. Also the images belongs to them as well

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[Vale CCT]

Atlas Soldier:"......Hey"

Atlas Soldier 2: (He looked at his partner) "Yeah?"

Atlas Soldier:"Do you ever wonder why were here?"

The soldier looked at his partner dumbfounded

Atlas Soldier 2: "No I don't really But Honestly. Why am I partnered up with you Aqua"

Aqua:"Well because you were forced to." (He takes out a Sniper Rifle and looks into the sky) "And besides Steel I think we are gonna be fine"

Steel:".....Why are you looking up at the sky?" (Looks at Aqua)

Aqua:"Because I like the moon" (He Looks at a ship) "Ummm Steel?"

Steel: (He gets annoyed by Aqua's Questions) "What Aqua"

Aqua:"Did you call for a Ship?"

Steel:"Well to get away from you yes, But other whys today No"

Aqua:"Cause there is a ship on top of us"

Steel:"What?" (He looks up and says his final words) "Oh son of a-" (The ship lands on top of them and the door opens and a Blue soldier comes out of it.)

Blue:"We are here back in Blood-! Wait this isn't Blood Gulch." (He looks around and A aqua or Teal soldier comes out and hits the blue soldier in the head.)

Teal:"It Isn't you fucking dumb-ass we crashed here! Cause of you Caboose why did you press random buttons!"

Caboose:"....."

-few mins ago-

Maroon:"So the ships navigation's system I updated to windows Ten." 

An orange soldier walks up to the Maroon soldier.

Orange:"Simmons why would you update the navigation system."

Simmons:"Well because why not Grif it's a good idea. Oh hey Sarge."(A red soldier walks up to them.)

Sarge:"Grif did you pack Ammo this time."

Grif:"God. Yes I did this time."

Sarge:"Good." (Loads his shotgun) "Cause your gonna-"

Simmons:"Oh hey Tucker"

Tucker:"Hey has anyone seen caboose I can't find-" (Red alarms go off inside the ship)

Caboose:"Tucker did it!"

-Back to the present-

Caboose:"Tucker did it."

Tucker:"I fucking hate you so much. Really Wash thinks so to." (Wash gets out of the ship)

Wash:"Dammit who crashed the ship!"

Tucker:"Who do you think it was Caboose." (Points at caboose and he looks around vale)

Wash:"Carolina is going to be mad at me." (as he said that Carolina leaves the ship)

Carolina:" What the hell is going on!"

Sarge:"Yeah I was gonna kill Grif!" (Reloads his shotgun again)

Donut:"Yeah and I was gonna make smoothies." 

Lopez:["Con lo que no teníamos comida en el barco a menos que tuvieras que usar el Oreo de Grif." /"With what we had no food on the ship unless you had to use Grif's Oreo stash."]

Donut:"Silly Lopez you cant drink smoothies unless it's oil."

Lopez:["Te odio pendejos." / "I hate you assholes."]

Donut:"I know Lopez pencils are nice to write with." (Lopez just face-palms and looks at Donut.)

Lopez:["Espero que mueras una muerte horrible."/"I hope you die a horrible death".]  

Simmons:"Okay Lopez,Donut, shut the fuck up." (Looks around and sees people looking at them) "Ummm Guys?"

Tucker:"What!" (looks at the crowd ) "Oh fuck berries. Hide and use the smoke!"

Sarge activated the broken ship and smoke goes around them as the smoke cleared well

Simmons popped out of his hiding place

Simmons:"Crap we suck at hiding!'

Vale's police enter's and one of them pulls out a megaphone

Police man:"This is the Vale Police Department. Come with us peacefully now or else!'

Sarge:"Well there is one thing to do." (He gets up and Run)

Simmons:"Run!"(The reds and blues started to run)

Wash:"Oh I can't go back to prison! Oh the Irony" (Then they were surrounded)

Grif:"Oh son of a bitch. Donut use one of the sleep grenades now!"

Donut:"I can't one of them set off!"

Simmons:"What you gotta be kidding me!"

The reds and blues get knocked out by the sleeping gas and a new adventure has started for them.  All because Caboose pressed random buttons

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A/N:Well what do you guys think please give me some feedback and the second chapter is in productions. Have a good day. Not only that this whole chapter is about 722 words.