bangtan's groupchat

i.

saturday; 9:44 pm

namjoon has added seokjin, yoongi, hoseok, jimin, taehyung and jungkook to the groupchat.

namjoon has changed the name of the groupchat to 'bangtan bitchyeondan'

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jungkook: what's this?

yoongi: a groupchat dumbass

jungkook: meanie hyung :(

seokjin: bitch dont talk to jungkook like that

yoongi: yes maam

taehyung: lol

jungkook: but seriously tho why namjoon hyung

namjoon: it's just a groupchat

jungkook: because

namjoon: because it's a groupchat

taehyung: h-

taehyung: jimin hyung why aren't u talking

jimin: hbwkwl

taehyung: what

jimin: ihm tpispsy

taehyung: you're what?

namjoon: hes drunk

seokjin: bITCH YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE GOING TO THE GROCERY STORE WITH HOBI

jimin: srorrory

namjoon: lmao is hoseok drunk too hhhhh

hoseok: no i'm not lol

seokjin: but aren't you with jimin right now

hoseok: no i ditched him because he took too long deciding which brand of cereal he wanted to get

hoseok: now i'm at target

hoseok: i'm trying to find girls generation merch cause this motherfucker walmart don't got any

jimin: bichthc

seokjin: jimin where are you

jimin: alchohocololholooooooooll

yoongi: if this bitch comes home making out with like 5 guys i'm moving back to daegu

jungkook: noo yoongi hyung :((

jimin: i'lil cmome homem nwow

jimin: i dnont wnat yoongngi huyyung to mvove back to deaedahgu

seokjin: aww look yoongi he cares about you

yoongi: 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

seokjin: okay

jimin: cRARARSSH

jimin: CRAR CRARRASH

jimin: pOLICEVEGEDHCCECE

taehyung: lol i see you swerving your car across the street

seokjin: jIMIN YOURE GOING TO CRASH INTO A FUCKING TREE

namjoon: shit

jungkook: JIMIN HYUNG 😭😭😢😫🤧😭😢😩😫😣🥺☹️🤧😓😥😭😭😭😭

yoongi: 🥳