bangtan's groupchat

iii.

sunday, 3:34 pm

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taehyung: oo

taehyung: OOHOOHOOHOOHOO

jungkook has left the group chat

hoseok: kim seokjin

hoseok: and kim namjoon

hoseok: you shit heads

seokjin: I'M SORRY

namjoon: yeah

namjoon: i should've told you before i jumped

seokjin: how did you manage to make it out tho

hoseok: he chased me around in circles until i managed to get out of the room

seokjin: and then

hoseok: and then i banged on yoongi's room which was on the other side of the hall, but he didn't answer so i ran to the kitchen but jungkook was already there because he thought that i went there-

taehyung: dude

taehyung: inhale

taehyung: exhale

taehyung: inhale

taehyung: exhale

hoseok: and then both of our phones got a notification so jungkook dropped his knife and read it while i tried to get away but then he screamed "PARK JIMiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIn"
and then i was like ?????? so i checked my phone and then yada yada shit shat now jungkook is on the way to the hospital jimin's at

taehyung: lol that rhymes

seokjin: ay, yo. mc skinnyseokjeans in da houseEeDDhhshsSNVD
yada yada
shit shat
jungkook's gonna murder jimin in the hospital he's at
yeah boi
i'm wearing a hat
bing bong
bicker backer
heck hack

yoongi: stop

yoongi: just stop