bangtan's groupchat

v.

monday, 8:15 am

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seokjin: yoongi hasn't returned

seokjin: is he okay

taehyung: issokei man they prolly fucked or sumn

hoseok has left the group chat

namjoon: jfc so hobi's whipped for yoongi, yoongi's whipped for jimin but jimin's whipped for
no one

seokjin: tbh i support yoonseok more

yoongi: what's yoonseok?

seokjin: nothing

seokjin: and where are you

yoongi: i uh

yoongi: fell asleep.

taehyung: and

taehyung: can we just discuss about jungkook?

taehyung: i'm actually concerned about him, he locked himself in his room since earlier this morning

namjoon: you go check on him

seokjin: taekook vibes 👀✊😔🥳😭🤘🙏💞🤫😳

yoongi: stop hyung you're too old for that

seokjin: 😤🙄✌️💁‍♂️💅🤴🆒

seokjin: huh

seokjin: whats that noise

hoseok has joined the group chat

yoongi: 🥰

yoongi: wrong emoji

namjoon: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

hoseok: i'm not the only one hearing those sounds, right?

seokjin: dont worry, i hear them too

namjoon: what sounds?

seokjin: are u listening to music

namjoon: yeah, i have my earphones plugged in rn

seokjin: take them off

namjoon: ok daddy|

namjoon: ok

namjoon: OH GOD

namjoon: WHAT THE FUCK

seokjin: I K R

seokjin: YOONGI WHY ARENT YOU RESPONDING TO THIS SHIT

yoongi: yes, i am aware of what's happening

hoseok: uhh

hoseok: taehyung ah

hoseok: do you hear it too?

namjoon: !

namjoon: wait a minute

namjoon: I UNDERSTAND WHATS HAPPENING

namjoon: taehyung and jungkook

namjoon: are doing the NASTY

seokjin: oh

yoongi: oh

hoseok: oh

jimin: oh

jimin: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

jimin: but why are they fucking at like 8 in the morning tho

hoseok: yeah ikr namjoon just sent taehyung to check on jungkook not fuck him

seokjin: lmao i told y'all

seokjin: T A E K O O K

seokjin: V I B E S