bangtan's groupchat

ix.

jungkook: i returned at the perfect time

taehyung: k now yoongi hyung

yoongi: what

taehyung: truth or dare

seokjin: why is it always taehyung that gets to do it

taehyung: fine you do it

seokjin: stonks.

seokjin: ok yoong yoong truth or dare

yoongi: truth

seokjin: pussy

namjoon: he really is lil mew mew

seokjin: LSLSKSKSSKSsksLOLLLOLLOL

hoseok: you're only doing that cause he's ur bf

seokjin: shut

seokjin: k yoongi now is it true that you're cheating on hoseok

hoseok: hUh what we aren't dating

seokjin: I ASKED YOONGI

yoongi: no

seokjin: AHA SO YOU ARE DATING

yoongi: wait

yoongi: shit

jungkook: it's relationship revealing day today

jungkook: namjin

jungkook: yoonseok

seokjin: AND TAEKOOK

jungkook: what?

jungkook: me and taehyung?

taehyung: NO

taehyung: NO NO

taehyung: IT WAS A ONE TIME THING

taehyung: WE ARENT DATING

taehyung: RIGHT JUNGKOOK

jungkook: yeah.

namjoon: i could hear the lying in your voice even though you weren't speaking

jungkook: i mean YEAH

seokjin: THATS IT

seokjin: SCREW THE RULES

seokjin: JUNGKOOK DARE OR DARE

taehyung: but you said oldest to youngest-

seokjin: SHATUP

jungkook: HEY THATS AGAINST THE RULES

seokjin: TAEHYUNG DIDNT ESTABLISH ANY RULEs

yoongi: 🍿🥤

jungkook: fine

jungkook: DARE

seokjin: i dare you to answer these five questions.

jungkook: k

seokjin: what's your name?

jungkook: jeon jungkook

seokjin: whats the name of the company that manages you?

jungkook: big shit

seokjin: 🙄

seokjin: what's tzuyu's dog's name?

jungkook: gucci duhhh

seokjin: what's yoongi's dog's name

jungkook: HOLLY shit

yoongi: fuck off

seokjin: what's your boyfriend's dog's name

jungkook: yeontan

jimin: 💅