bangtan's groupchat

vi.

monday, 3:45 pm

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seokjin: so

seokjin: taehyung

seokjin has added Jungkook to the group chat

seokjin: and jungkook

seokjin: care to explain yourselves

Jungkook: What do you mean?

seokjin: EXPLAIN THE MOANING NOISES COMING FROM YOUR ROOM EARLIER MR. JEON COCK AND MR. DICKHYUNG

taehyung: i don't understand

seokjin: namjoon

seokjin: play the recording

namjoon pressed play on the recording and turned it all the way to its maximum volume, to make sure the two maknaes could hear it from the other room.

taehyung: oh

taehyung: that

taehyung: uhm

taehyung: i

taehyung has left the group chat

Jungkook has left the group chat

jimin: uh

jimin: guys

jimin: theyre kicking me out of the hospital

yoongi: WHAT?!

jimin: they said no one is paying for the stuff

yoongi: wait

yoongi: i'm coming

yoongi: tell them to stop

seokjin: yoonmin vibes 💁‍♂️😍🥳🤙👀💕👌🥴🤗💘💍

namjoon: didn't you say that you supported yoonseok more the other day

seokjin has left the group chat

namjoon: smh stop leaving the group chat people

hoseok has left the group chat

yoongi has left the group chat

jimin has left the group chat

namjoon: 🤬

namjoon: OKAY THEN

namjoon: it's okay namjoon, i'm still here

namjoon: oh hey namjoon

namjoon: wanna hang out later namjoon?

namjoon: sure namjoon!

namjoon: thanks namjoon!

namjoon: you're welcome namjoon!

namjoon: gee, you're the only smart one around here namjoon

namjoon: shucks, but not as smart as you though!

namjoon: hahahaha

namjoon: hahaha

namjoon: haha

namjoon: ha