Starlight (guardians of the galaxy rocket raccoon and OC fanfic)

idiots fighting for The orb

Rockets pov
I have been watching people for hours it's actually wasting my time right now.

"Xandarians. What a bunch of losers. All of them in a big hurry to get from something stupid, to nothing at all. Pathetic." I looked at each and every person as I insulted them "look st this guy! can you believe they call us criminals when he's assaulting us with that haircut?" Then there a small one " what is this thing? Look how it thinks it so cool. It not cool to get help! Walk by yourself, you little gargoyle"

And old man is hitting on someone way younger than him "look at mister smiles over there. Where's your wife old man? What a class a pre-vert" I laughed "right, groot"

I turned to see my giant tree friend groot who was drinking from a fountain water  I was grossed out " don't drink fountain water, you idiot that's disgusting" he shook his head no telling me he's not " Yes you did I just saw you doing it why you lying?"

Then my device beeps again "we got another one" I looked and it says two humans are wanted "okay, humies, how bad does someone wanna find you?" It shows a man hanging with a pink girl "40, 000 units? Groot were gonna be rich. Now where's the other one it was a girl with short hair like the other humie and she's a little cute I guess.

"A tomboy also 40, 000 unit were gonna be double rich"

Peters pov

Ryan and I were just going to broker to make money for the orb I hope it goes well.

"Mr. Quill, ms. Jones"

"Bronker" I greeted as I showed him "the orb" and set it on the counter "as commissioned"

"Where's yondu?" He asked us in a curious way

"Wanted to be here." Ryan answers Send his love and told us to tell you, that you got the best eyebrows in the business" she lies

Bronker scoffs as he looks at the orb, I knew something's not right . "What is it?" In Asked

"It's my policy never to discuss my clients, or their needs.

"Yeah, well, we almost died getting it for you" I explained

"An occupational hazard, I'm sure, in your line of work.

"Some machine headed freak, working for a dude named Roman"

when Ryan mentions the guy roman Bronker looks at us in shock and scarce "Roman? I'm sorry mr. Quill, ms.jones. I truly am"

"Wait-"

"What-"

" but I want no part of this transaction, if Ronan is involved." He started to push us both out

"Whoa, whoa, whoa" I stoped him "who's Ronan?

"A knee fantatic, outraged by the peace treaty who will not rest until Xandarian culture, my culture, is wiped from existence!" He continues to push us out.

" whoa"

"Come on"

"Whose bad side I'd rather not be on"

"What about our bad side" Ryan Asked

" farewell, mr. Quill and ms. Jones" then he kicked us out of the store and locked both of us out.

"Hey, we had a deal, bro" I yelled about to kick the door down but I saw a green skinned girl I have never seen and she was gorgeous too.

" what happened?" She asked

"this guy just backed out our deal on us" I explained " if there's on thing we hate, it's a man without integrity. Peter quill. People call me star lord."

I heard Ryan clearing her throat reminding me she's still here " and this is my best friend Ryan Jones people call her star light." I introduced her.

The green chick smiled " you have the bearing of a man of honour" she complimented me

" well, you know, I wouldn't say that. People say it about me all the time"

"Peter be careful" Ryan wispered from behind

" come on ryry she's not.." out of nowhere whe kicked me and grabbed the orb

"Fucking told you" then she grabs her gadget and there it at the green girl. Ryan helped me up as we started to go after her

No ones pov

Ryan ran after gamora then she launched at her put gamora punch her in the face, little girl fight going on her, Peter just stopped and watched the whole thin.

Then gamora straddled Ryan And says "this wasn't planned but" she takes her knife out she was about to kill Ryan but something charged at her.

It was rocket climbing over gamora "Alright put her in the bag," he order groot as groot tries to put gamora in the bag "no,not the green one the brown one (I'm not racist) learn species man"

Ryan's pov

I don't know who the raccoon was that nearly saved me from death but I have time for this, I got up and grabbed the orb and peter telling him to run.

We ran really fast as we could to get away from the crazy green bitch then I felt sharp pains on my hand which caused me to let go of the orb.

"Ryan" Peter was about to get close to me an help me up but I stopped him

"GET THE ORB" he nods as he goes after her. I got myself up and dusted my self of, I ran and jumped of  I noticed that she was gonna kill peter.

"You should have learned." She said

"I don't learn." Peter said " one of my issues"I put one of my gadget on her to make her fly, she was so confused on how that happened. Peter gets up and we bro fisted each other

" thanks"

"Anytime" then out of nowhere everything went black I noticed were in a bag. "The fu"

"How can the two of us fit in"

"Get your hand off my butt"

I'm not touching your but"

"Wait that's the gun right"

Then we were dropped "ow"

When the bag opened the green bitch showed herself and I grabbed the gun and shot her.

"Run" The Peter And I started to run again"

Rockets pov

I see the two humans running they think they could get away that easily. "I live for the simple things. I grabbed my big gun "like how much this is gonna hurt" I aimed at the human and shot them until they are both down.

I laughed "yeah, writhe, little people." I heard groot wimpering about his arms " it'll grow back, you d'ast idiot, quit whining"

Ryan's pov

I quickly woke up I noticed peter and I we in cuffs. One of the cops noticed us.

"Hey if it isn't star-prince and star-dust"

"Star-lord" Peter correct his

"And star-light" I correct

"Oh sorry lord, light, I picked these two up while back for petty theft they both got a code name"

"It's an outlaw name" I complained

"Relax," The cop said " it's cool to have a code name. It's not that weird"
This is gonna be fun