Starlight (guardians of the galaxy rocket raccoon and OC fanfic)

Thats a man

Whoop infinity war

We Are traveling in space,we had a distressed signal. And peter and I we singing an amazing song really catchy as the others had to listen.

"Sing it Drax" peter told Drax but he was asleep

I heard Rocket yawn and said " why are we doing this again?"

"It's a distress signal rocket someone could be dying " I  Told Him

" I get that, but why are we doing it?"

"Cause were nice" people said " and maybe whoever it is will give us a little cheddar cheese for our effort"

"Which isn't the point" Gamora said

"Which isn't the point" peter repeated " I mean if he doesn't pony up"

" we take his ship" Drax said

"Exactly" Rocket said

" b-b-ba bingo" Peter said

"Alright"

"Boys" I mumbled to Gamora as she nods in agreement

"We are arriving" mantis Told us

"Alright gaurdians don't forget this might be dangerous so let's put on our mean faces" peter said

Just then I groot gamboy it's driving me bonkers I want to smash it. "Groot Put that thing away now. I don't wanna tell you again." I told him as he ignores me " groot" I knew what he said which made me mad.

"I am groot"

"Whoa"

"Language" Rocket said

"Hey!

"Wow."

" you got some acorns on you kid." I told him

" ever since you got a little sap, you're a d-hole. Now keep it up and I'm gonna smash that thing to pieces."

Once we got to a stop we see bodies everywhere and ships destroyed.

"What happened" mantis asked

"Looks like we're not getting paid" Rocket said as we see a body on our window "wipers wipers. Get it off" theme his eye opens

~~~~~~~~~~~

We got the man inside because he was still alive and we didn't know why.

"How the hell is this dude still alive" peter Asked

"He is not a dude" Drax said "your a dude. This is a man. A handsome muscular man."

"I'm muscular"

" who are you kidding quill? Your one sandwich away from fat" Rocket told him

"Yeah right"

" it's true" Drax said " quill you have to put on weight"

"Ryan, Gamora do you think I'm..." we didn't answer him.

Mantis touches him to see how he's feeling " he is anxious. Angry. He feels tremendous loss and guilt."

" he's like a Pirate who had a baby with an angel" Drax says as Gamora and I feel his mussels.

"Wow" Peter said " this is a real wake up call for me okim gonna get a bowflex. I'm gonna commit it. I'm gonna get some dumbbells."

" you know you can't eat dumbbells right?" Row Told Peter

" it's like his mussels are made of metal fibres" Gamora said

" I know Right" I said

"Girls Stop messaging his muscles" peter says as we dropped his arm " wake him up"

Mantis goes to touch his forehead "wakes" just as he wakes up he already acts like he's ready for something.

He turns to us and noticed we have our weapons out "who the hell are you guy?"