Starlight (guardians of the galaxy rocket raccoon and OC fanfic)

Bershert

We were going back to xandar to get nebula to justice I was flying the ship with rocket Beside me. I sighed " that stuff about my father and quills father, who does she think she is?" I asked

Rocket chuckles " look I know you're sensitive about that, you are a bit of a crybaby"

I was a little offended " I'm not sensitive about it. We just don't know who they are"

" oh sure"

"Says the raccoon who can't tell a difference with his right or left eye."

"Touché tomboy"

Then we heard the alarm come on " that's weird we got a sovereign fleet approaching from the rear." Peter says

"Why would they do that?" Gamora Asked

"Probably because Rocket stole some of their batteries" Drax answered

"DUDE!" I glared at rocket in shock.

"Right. He didn't steal some of those. I don't know why they're after us what a mystery this is"

Then they started shootings at us I flew to block each shot. " what where you thinking?" I Asked Rocket in anger

"They were really easy to steal!"

"That's your defence?" Gamora Asked Him

"Come on, you saw that high priestess talked down to us, now I'm teaching her a lesson!"

I didn't lose contact on what's happening but still talk in my sarcastically " I didn't realize you motivation was altruism. It's really a shame the sovereign have mistaken your intentions... and they're trying to kill us"

"Exactly!"

" she was being sarcastic" peter said

""Oh no! You're supposed to use a sarcastic voice! Now I look foolish!"

"Good!" I said "at least one of us does"

" can we but the bickering on hold until after we survive this massive space battle?" Gamora ask as they come in front

" more incoming" I said

" good" Rocket said " I wanna kill some guys" then started shooting them

"You're not killing anyone" Gamora said "all those ships are remotely piloted"

" what's the nearest habitable planet?" Peter Asked Gamora

" it's called bearhert."

"How many jumps?"

"Only one. But the access point is 47 clicks away. And you have to go through that quantum asteroid field." I looked to that Astro feild it looked impossible but if you're me nothing is.

"Jones" Drax said " to make it through that you'd have to be the greatest pilot in the universe."

" lucky for us I..."

"I am" he witches pilot gear at takes over from me that dick I got it back for myself and took over " what are you doing?"

" I've been flying this rig since I was 10 years old"

" I was cybernetically engendered to pilot a spacecraft." Then he take control

" cybenetically engineered to be a douchbag!" I yelled and took over.

"Stop it" Peter said but we ignored him

"Tomboy, later on tonight, your gonna be laying down in your bed and there's gonna be something squishy in your pillow case.and your gonna be like what's his? And it's gonna be because I put a turd in there!" Then he takes control.