"Look, I've spent years in a haze, trying to forget my past. Sakaar seemed like the best place to drink and forget, and to die one day"
"I was thinking that you drink too much, and that probably was gonna kill you. I hate when people overdrink" Carmen told her honestly
"I don't plan to stop drinking"
"O-Oh"
"But I don't wanna forget. I can't turn away anymore, so if I'm gonna die, well, it may as well be driving my sword through the heart of that murderous hag"
"I knew I had a good feeling about you. You're honestly the coolest female I have ever met in my life" Carmen said genuinely
"Thank you , you too. Kind of. This is yours" Valkyrie handed the girl her bracelet back
"My armor. Y'know , I made this myself. I'm famous , but you'll figure that out soon enough" Carmen said and slipped her bracelet back on her wrist
"So, has our team got a name?"
"Yeah, it's called the Revengers"
"Revengers?" Carmen asked disgusted
"Because we're getting revenge. You're getting revenge. Do you want revenge?" Thor asked Bruce
"I-I'm undecided"
"Okay. By the way , caught this dumbass on the way" Carmen opened the nearest door and motioned to Loki in the corner , tied up
"Surprise"
Thor picked up a tin can and threw it at Loki's head
"Ow"
"Just had to be sure" Thor said as Carmen nodded in understanding
"Hello, Bruce"
"So, last time I saw you , you were trying to kill everybody. Where are you at these days?"
"It varies from moment to moment"
"Are these Dragonfangs?" Carmen asked Valkyrie in shock as she pulled out two swords
"It is"
"The famed sword of the Valkyrie" Carmen whispered as she pulled one out of it's holder and examined it
"So, Sakaar and Asgard are about as far apart as any two known systems. Our best bet is a wormhole just outside of city limits" Valkyrie explained but Carmen wasn't listening
"Refuel on Xandar, and we can be back in Asgard in 18 months" Carmen had a mini stroke at the number as she almost dropped the sword
"Nope. We are going through the big one"
"The Devil's Anus?"
"A-Anus?" Carmen asked in shock
"Wait, wait, wait. Whose anus?" Bruce asked with a mouthful of food
"For the record, I didn't know it was called that when I picked it"
"That looks like a collapsing neutron star inside of an Einstein-Rosen Bridge" Bruce rambled as Carmen stole his sandwich
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yssmiac ⇎ thor : ragnarok
Fanfictionyou should see me in a crown , i'm gonna run this nothing town ⇎ "can't leave you with the impression that i don't have an inch of care for you in my heart. . ." "it made my stomach hurt" ⇎ [Book 3] [Thor : Ragnarok] [Thor x Sister!OC | Loki x Siste...
