"Looks don't matter. I'll accept you for who you are inside."
In an ideal world, those are the words everyone you have ever imagined yourself with, will say, right? But sadly, that's not the case.
Even when that hot boybander swear he loves with his heart and his eyes, if a hippo waddled up to him, he wouldn't be able to hide his disgust. Because let's face it, everyone has preferences.
Like, they want a tall, dark, mysterious stranger to sweep them off their feet, (Zayn Malik, but taller) but even though those guys promise they don't judge by looks, honey they do. And they're doing it to make them look good.
'"OMG! Kevin is like the hottest thing I've ever seen, and even better he judges a girl by what's on the inside." the next time Kevin and his band came to town, Kelly was so excited. "Kevin! Kevin! Can I have your autograph please?!" "Sure, umm after the show huh?" Kelly felt like she was gonna burst. Kevin had talked to her and even better he was going to meet her after the show! Throughout the whole show Kelly tried to catch his eye, but he kept looking straight ahead. 'Oh well' she thought, 'I get to see him after the show.' But when the show ended, and Kelly tried to get backstage, she was stopped. She screamed for Kevin and when he came out he just scrunched his face up at the sight of her. She told him he promised and his face showed recognition. "Oh your the ugly girl that was standing in front of that babe. Oh see I was talking to her not you. Because let's face it, you don't stand a chance." and told Security to get her out of his sight. In that moment Kelly's heart shattered.
Did I say to stop worshipping that Louis Tomlinson shrine? No I did not. By all means go crazy with your imagines about Harry Styles from Mars who falls in love with you and you skip into the sunset, go for it. Pfft you dont even need my permission, more skipping, less thinking. Quickly, he's got a headstart, don't miss your chance.
Don't stop photoshopping yourself into pictures with Luke Hemmings or Michael Clifford (drool) because let's face it, boyband photoshops are the cheapest way to say you got a photo with the boys, especially when they go on a World Tour and miss your country. damn those boys. dont even get me started.
"Today the flying unicorns announced a world tour, going to everywhere but New Zealand because nobody wants to go there. *laughs* (str8 up fxck you flying unicorns)" Kelly charges the news reporter and gives him a good right hook. "That's what you're gonna have flying unicorns because you went on a world tour minus New Zealand."
Obvs didnt pass Geography because New Zealand is part of the world last time i checked. We don't sit around campfires in grass skirts eating rats and riding around on kiwi's back. Shoot. We're not a colony of savages. We are a civilised country. It is safe for you to visit. Feel free to use that priveledge any time.
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**NOT ALL GUYS ARE LIKE THIS FAM.
if anyone was offended, you know im not sorry because you were warned. so girl you can deal. this is not called the book of manners, and if i sugar coated everything it wouldnt be a rant book, it would be a sugar coated book of crap. anyways, have a good day/week/month/year sunshines x
GTG DINOSAUR FROLICKING STARTS IN 1/2 HOUR :O
LESH THE DINOSAUR FROLICKER OUT X
p.s using nz spelling bcos its where i live so put down your pitchforks and take it.
YOU ARE READING
ugh why would you even
Humorthis isn't even a rant book, its just me complaining basically.
