ugh why would you even

halloween parties

halloween is the only time of the year its deemed socially acceptable to scare people and dress up like a freak where noone really judges you.

i wouldnt be surprised if it had the highest rate of babies being concieved either because it only takes one look at some girls costumes to throw up in your mouth and know whats coming to her.

like its the one time of year you get to be something/someone your not and you chose a slutty cat. i hate to break it to you, but there's no such thing as a slutty cat (i checked with my cats, i asked the vets and got a concerned look, i even asked my biology teachers and he said no) its just a cat. unless you dont shave for like years, then start looking like a cat, or somethin out of a horror movie i really dont see the point in wearing what they would probably wear on a daily basis and adding ears and some eyeliner whiskers. (extremely judgemental of me i know)

then you have the people who actually make the effort. those are the best people. i love driving through town on halloween night and seeing people in like full costume and makeup. it makes me want to stay on the road instead of swerving to hit the slutty rabbit or throw clothes at them as i drive past.

obviously on halloween night you get invited to the parties and at most of them they have alcohol. which really isnt a good idea especially when you have those people walking round with chunks in their wig hair. or theyre just sloppy. its disgusting. and there is but more slutty cats and rabbits and freakin tortoises probably. and then theres me in my Jason Voorheers costume in the corner with my machete (plastic) and my mask, eating all the Halloween candy and sipping on lemonade bcos good girl c:

seriously m8 its just as easy to chuck a sheet over your head and go as a ghost. its just as unimaginative as your cat and less likely to draw negative attention to yourself. it could as help hide your friends under ;))

THIS WAS MEANT TO GO UP ON HALLOWEEN BUT IT WAS SITTING IN MY DRAFTS FOR AGES. ITS HERE NOW AND SORRY FOR THE SHORTNESS. ALSO TADdys BDAY, SO MAKE SURE YOU WRITE IT DOWN SO YOU REMEMBER TO WISH HIM HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEK YEAR ;)

I tried to upload a picture of my costume last year but lol thanks to no cooperation with wattpad, I did not succeed.

~Lesh