Crack Fics/Oneshots/Memes

The Adventures of CowboyClown

"C'mon, Benny! It would be fun.~" Alfred smiled widely at the business man. "No, Alfred. It's too risky." Ben responded. "You're no fun." Alfred frowned. "Oh yeah, cause catching Sean is fun." Ben rolled his eyes. "Sean is stupid, we could 96% get our Jeremy back!" Alfred argued. "Stop calling it Jeremy." Ben glared at the cowboy. "Jeremy has rights! Sean sucks!" Alfred paced around the room, "He was a source of power used for good, not evil." Alfred continued. "Alfred, I know the crystal is important. But right now, the cops are coming after us because they think we still have the crystal." Ben paused to look at Alfred. The clown sighed and nodded. "So first we need to be on the down-low and find a new place, then we can get Jeremy back?" Alfred looked up at the taller man. "Yes." Ben said, "Then we can get Jeremy back." Ben nodded and smiled at Alfred.

"I wanna catch Sean, too." Alfred looked at Ben, then rolling his eyes. "It's too quiet and boring here. Janet is still working on her project and Orion hasn't talked ta' me for a while..." Alfred said sadly. Ben growled at the thought of Orion, he hated him, he hated Orion. What Orion did to Alfred, what Alfred doesn't know. "I'm sure it's okay." Ben calmed the cowboy down. "Yeah." Alfred nodded.

- Flashback -

"YOUR A GODDAMN MONSTER!" Ben screamed at Orion. "Well, Alfred doesn't think so." Orion said, slyly smirking. "You know he doesn't belong with you. He likes me. Sure, I used him for Sean. Sure, I drugged him. And, Sure, I almost killed him. But, he doesn't know that." Orion said, he didn't think Ben would do anything to him. Orion saw Ben as a pathetic rich kid who fell in love. A weakling. Pathetic.

But boy, was Orion wrong.

Ben punched Orion. He punched him right in the face. His ugly, disgusting, smirking, face. "You make him so sad, you make him hurt. Janet told me. He doesn't like you anymore, Orion. He doesn't like the abuse. Alfred wants to be happy.—" Ben paused, looking at Orion's face. "— Remember when you called him a freak?! Yeah! He broke down that night, crying in my arms." Ben spat at the man. "Your a terrible person. Never talk to Alfred ever again." Ben glared.

- P r e s e n t T i m e -

"Ben?! You okay?" Alfred asked frantically. "Yeah— Yes. I'm okay." He assured him. "Oh.. good, I was worried for a second." Alfred said, relieved his Benny was okay.
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"Your sweet." Ben looked at the cowboy. Alfred blushed in response, "T-Thank you." Alfred said shyly. "I'm always happy when I'm with you." Alfred stated, looking at Ben. "Me too." Ben smiled. Alfred blushed and smiled brightly.

'I shouldn't think about how Orion hurt him.' Ben thought, 'I should think about how to make him happy.' Ben smiles at his thoughts, cherishing Alfred and his smile. He thought the clown was beautiful.

A/N: these ARE my characters so.... No one is gonna read this lmao so nobody cares. Maybe one day I'll do a chapter on how they met and shit.