Crack Fics/Oneshots/Memes

/Movie Night/ Sam x Max

Sam waited, and waited, and waited. No call. The commissioner hasn't called for a full 27 hours. "Still waiting?" Max snickered. "Yeah, little buddy. We usually have a job every day." Sam huffed. "I'm sure he's just sick. Or dead." Max shrugged. "If he's dead than we're out of business." Sam said, "Wait, so we're not even allowed to kill anyone without his permission?!" Max tilted his head, his sadistic smile still on his face. "I guess so." Sam sighed. As if on cue, the phone rang. Sam and Max stared at each other for a second.

"I'M GETTING IT FIRST!" Max yelled, but he already knew he wasn't gonna get it. "NOT IF I GET IT FIRST!" Sam yelled back, smirking. Max ran over to the phone, Sam pulled him back. "Oh come on!" Max huffed and frowned. Sam grabbed the phone, "Yeah! Uh-uh. Oh. Yep! Okay." Sam nodded his head and set the phone back. "Commissioner is sick." Sam groaned. "Hey! I was right!" Max laughed.

"So... this means we have the dAY OFF!?" Max yelled excitedly. "I guess, little buddy. So whaddya wanna do?" Sam asked. "Movie night?" Max smiled at the taller male. "Sounds great." Sam smiled. "How about Deadpool? Or, or, a HORROR movie?!" Max hopped up and down. "Okay little guy. How does Annibelle sound?" Sam suggested. "We would get copyrighted." Max smiled. "Oh yeah.".
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"I'm gonna go blow up some popcorn while you get a movie started!" Max beamed. "Don't burn the kitchen again." Sam chuckled. "I WON'T!" Max screamed happily from the kitchen. "We don't have any good horror movies, Max!" Sam sighed. "Then pick the Bee Movie!" Max yelled from the kitchen.

Sam clicked the remote a few times, finally finding The Bee Movie. "So, I might've burned the popcorn." Max came in the room, holding a bowl of butter-y burnt popcorn. "Is that why it smells like a house fire accidentally fell over a farm?" Sam smiles. "You know it!" The rabbit grinned. "Did ya' get the movie started?" Max sat down with Sam. "No, Max, I was waiting for you." "How gentleman of you.~" Max laughed. Sam blushed lightly, "Yes, I am a gentleman. Thank you." Sam laughed.

~ time skip to the middle of the movie ~

"So... That bee wants that chic to be his human girly." Max explained. "Oh." Sam ate the popcorn, "Yeah, weird huh?" Max laughed. Sam looked at the laughing rabbit, his fur especially. It seemed so soft yet so... rough. Max rested his head down on Sam's body. "We should take breaks like this more often." The rabbit said, giving Sam a genuine smile. "It's fun as hell." He snickered happily. Sam nodded, "I agree." Max hugged onto Sam. Sam blushed and chuckled, 'God I'm thankful that he can't see my face.' Sam thought to himself. Not even seconds later Max seemed to be asleep. Sam chuckled, "Cute." He said to himself, "I know I am." Max giggled. Sam blushed, "I—" Max shushed him. "Shut up, im tryna' sleep you big lug." Max smiled.

Sam felt his eyelids grow heavy, maybe a little nap with Max wouldn't hurt.