Musical One-Shots

Hamilton as Mean Girls

Characters: 

Mary Jefferson (Daughter of Thomas Jefferson)- Regina George

Nelly Conway Madison (Niece of James Madison through his brother)- Gretchen Weiners

Theodosia Burr (Daughter of Aaron Burr)- Karen Smith

Angelica "Angie" Hamilton (Daughter of Alexander Hamilton)- Cady Heron

William Mulligan (Son of Hercules Mulligan)- Jason

I will be doing the "Susan from Planned Parenthood" scene. Oh, and this is a Modern AU.

Now on to the story:

Leave it to Angie to find John Payne Madison again. He noticed her and waved. She waved back and was about to say something back when suddenly, she was interrupted by a loud car honk from a silver Mercedes Benz. Inside were Mary, Theodosia, and Nelly. "Come on, loser, we're going to the mall!" said Mary. Angie climbed in reluctantly and looked at John one last time.

At the mall, Angie, Mary, Theodosia, and Nelly were walking while sipping their vanilla chai lattes. Mary pipes up, "So, how are you settling in your freshman year?" "Fine," Angie told her "I'm thinking of joining the mathletes,". Mary gasped in horror, "Oh my gosh, no! That's social suicide! You do not want to join!"

"I don't?" Angie asked meekly. "No, you don't. D*mn, you're so lucky to have us to guide you!" Mary said. "Oh my gosh, there's William!" Nelly said. "Where? Oh, there he is!", Angie said. "What?! And he's with Susan Reynolds!" (A/N: Susan and Angie are one year apart in age in real life.) Nelly exclaimed. "Hey, wasn't her mom in that affair with your dad?" "I'd rather not talk about it," said Angie.

Even though it was two years since her father published the disastrous Reynolds Pamphlet, she and her family were quite embarrassed about it. "I heard those two were going out," said Theodosia.  Mary had a shocked look on her face, "Wait. William's not going out with Susan! No! That pathetic little th*t, he cannot blow you off like that! Nelly, give me your phone," she said.

"You're not going to call him, are you?" Nelly asked. "Do I look like a friggin' idiot? No, of course not!" Mary replied. Then, she dialed a number. "Reynolds, 123 Main Street?" She asked. "Caller ID," Theodosia said while rushing to Mary. "Not if you call from information," She replied.

"Hello?" Said a young woman who Mary assumed was Susan's mother. "Hi, may I speak to Susan Reynolds, please?" Mary asked. "She isn't home yet. Who's calling?" the lady asked. "Oh, this is Martha from Planned Parenthood (A/N: I used Martha instead of Susan to avoid confusion with Susan Reynolds). I have her test results, if you could have her give me a call as soon as she can, it's urgent, thank you!" Mary said. She hung up and had a smug smirk on her face "She ain't going out with anyone!".

Theodosia and Nelly giggled and Angelica smiled a little, and Nelly said: "Okay, that was SO fetch!". Mary smirked once again, but Angie looked out to Susan and her smile faltered into a frown. She wondered if this was all worth it.