I don't like u, darling

So?

me: so?

me: you wanted to talk

asshole: face to face

me: no fucking way

me: i'm not ready

me: i can't talk

asshole: i heard

me: are you mad at me?

asshole: nope

asshole: but i want to know

me: yes?

asshole: am i this guy about who you told?

me: nah, it was Josn from music class

asshole: oh I see

me: just kidding, idiot

me: obviously it was about you

asshole: i knew!

me: thank you luke

asshole: am i your friend? no almost-friend?

me: no

me: you are my the-best-friend-i-ever-had

me: no just friend

asshole: you are so sweet <3

me: woah stop it

me: im not sweet

me: fuck you

asshole: haha my punk-rock kitty

me: bleh don't do that again

me: n e v e r

asshole: hahahaha

asshole: you are cute when you are angry

me: do you see me now?

asshole: yes, u re going to the last table with your lunch

me: where are you?

asshole: look right

asshole: oh your middle finger for me haha

asshole: typical debbie jonson

me: fuck you an asshole

asshole: geez debbie you are so aggressive