I don't like u, darling

Debbie?

asshole: debbie?

asshole: are you here?

asshole: dont act like every teens girl

me: oh so it was more?

asshole: u know what i mean, darling

me: i am not your darling

me: dont call me that

asshole: im so so sooo sorry

asshole: i know u can be angry at the moment

asshole: but please forgive me

me: i did

asshole: dear really?

me: nope

me: you are such an asshole

asshole: debbie

me: my phone says me thats true. u re an asshole

asshole: what

me: anyhow

me: what do you want?

asshole: nothing

asshole: i wanna be your friend

asshole: as before

me: before you forced me to take part in your bullshit?

asshole: its not actually

me: what

asshole: yeah

asshole: ur not at the list

me: seriously?

asshole: totally 

me: oh my god

asshole: could you forgive me now?

me: maybe

asshole: maybe?

asshole: what more should i do?

me: swear me you'll ask me about thing like that 

me: and you'll never ever stop to be a dumb idiot who i almost like

asshole: do you like me?

me: 'almost' don't you understand english?

asshole: is it everything well?

me: don't cry princess

asshole: rudeee

me: fuck you

asshole: geez, debbie, you are so aggressive

asshole: <3333 i missed it <3333

me: fucking princess