I don't like u, darling

And so sweet

asshole: and so sweet

me: what?

asshole: oh sorry, wrong number

me: about your new crush girl?

asshole: omg nope it should be to my mom about her cake

asshole: hahaha

me: liar

me: you said 'be true' so u should be true with me too, luke

me: oh, excuse me, lucas 

asshole: sassy

asshole: okay it would be about her...

me: i knew, pf

me: you are to easy

asshole: nope, it's you - you know me well

me: maybe

me: so who is this lucky girl?

asshole: ohhh nope

asshole: i won't tell you

asshole: even titanic will drown

me: luke you must to know...

me: titanic literally drowns every time on the end of movie

me: and jack dies

asshole: omg shut up 

asshole: my leo herat </3

me: dear, are you sure we are friends?

asshole: debbie who?

me: hahaha not funny

me: fuck you

asshole: geez, you are so aggressive, debbie

me: i'll know who is she, lucas

asshole: it is...

asshole: just luke, noooot lucas

me: shut up, lucas

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guys im so sorry i was sick :<