Pokemon Ask or Dare

Dare #5

Meowth: Ok gang, we got another dare in! From Hans4475, we... wait... (reads paper) 0.0 Oh dear. Um... Anyone up for some Carolina Reaper Peppers?😅

Raven: (drops a basket full of peppers) Right, let's get this show on the road.
Lucario: So... What exactly IS a "Carolina Reaper Pepper"?
Joshua: It's like a Jalapeño pepper, but a little hotter to the taste buds.😉
Meowth: 😕 I-I don't like the look on Josh's face when he said "a little hotter" just now. Anyone else feel the same?
Pikachu: Pika pika😓...
Raven: Ah don't worry about it! Just think of a really really cold place, then chomp up a whole pepper like a champ.
Meowth: Ah...huh... Um, who goes first?
Joshua: Nope. Let's not go through that now. Let's all take a bite at the same time so we don't have anyone backing out so soon, okay?😊
Raven: Just remember: It's not necessarily the pepper itself that's so spicy; it's the seeds that's real spicy. Don't ask me why though because I have no clue. Probably some kind of plant defense mechanism or something.😒
Joshua: Everyone have a pepper? Okay, whenever the four of you is ready to start!

Lucario, Pikachu, and Meowth looked at each other nervously. Caterpie just waited for when to start eating, unknowing of just how hot this dare would be. They all nodded and went in for a bite.

Caterpie went down immediately after the third bite. Clearly being a small bug was the worse when trying to eat a whole Reaper Pepper.

Meowth and Pikachu somehow managed to eat a whole pepper before they really felt the heat. Whether or not they could eat another one though was uncertain.

Pikachu: *panting* Pika...Pika...Pika...😣
Meowth: Oh in Arceus' name IT BURNS!😵
Joshua: Would anyone mind if I took a bite? I'm rather tempted to try a Reaper Pepper.
Raven: Knock yourself out douchebag. How are you holding up Lucario?
Lucario: *panting* It's... unbelievably hot... I... I don't know if I could eat another one...
Raven: Oh come on! You're based off Anubis for Christ's sake!

Lucario reached for another pepper and held it in his paws, contemplating whether or not to break the tie between him, Pikachu, and Meowth by eating it or calling it quits.

Finally, after letting the heat of the first pepper he ate settle in, he quickly devoured a second pepper! As far as Meowth, Pikachu, and Caterpie were concerned, Lucario might as well won the dare since none of them were going to eat another one.

Raven: You sure you guys are done? There's a whole basket here for you-
Meowth: NO! NOOOOO!
Lucario: Just give us some Lum Berries already! We're done with this dare!😡
Raven: Alright alright, if you say so. Hey Josh, you feeling alright?
Joshua: *panting* Whoo! Ha ha. Wow, it really is pretty hot! Ha ha ha!😅
Raven: Are you sure you're ok? You're kinda freaking me out here...
Joshua: Oh no! I'm just splendid Rae! Haha, us Japanese have long ate spicy peppers for years! (Chuckles nervously) Whoooo... Jesus? Is that you? Ha ha ha...😂
Raven: Welp, Joshua's finally lost it. Over some stupid pepper of all things. (Eats a Reaper Pepper) Mmm, personally I don't see what the fuss is about. It tastes just fine to me. *gulp*
Meowth: 😨YOU'RE EATING A REAPER PEPPER!?
Lucario: AND SURVIVING!?😲
Raven: Uh, yeah? *gulp* What? I'm half demon guys! Demons are biologically resilient to heat. Though I will admit my tongue is hot and I'm starting to sweat- which rarely happens to me- I don't see a problem with eating these things. (Eats another pepper)
Meowth: 😰....That's it. I'm out. Nope. I'm going inside. And I might just call my lawyer!
Raven: ...*gulp* Can pokemon have lawyers? Josh?
Joshua: Ha ha ha ha, ha, I-I don't know Rae. Haha, I guess if you're popular enough like Meowth, you could. Ha ha ha ha! Oh my mouth! Ha ha.😂 Ooohooo...I'm seeing Jebus everywhere guys, hahahaha!

Raven: Welp, that's pretty much it for this dare. Sorry we took so long to put this up but we've been busy with other stuff. Keep sending us dares and all that junk. Now if you excuse me, I need to get Josh back home- and possibly to a doctor- so I guess you'll see us around, or something like that. Right, I'm gone.