Sakura Haruno, The Fallen Cherry Blossom

Chap. 11: They want..... what?

"SAKURA-ONEE-SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!" I bolted upwards, my hair sticking to my face from sleeping on it. I gazed around confused until I heard the yell again. "SAKURA-NEE!!!!! THERE ARE WEIRD PEOPLE HOLDING KIBBLES, SAI, AND AKAMARU!!!!!!!"

I was running out when he said "Weird people". When I was out of the tent I glanced around, searching for my Pack members. Soon enough I spotted them and blanched at who was holding them captive. The one who had Kibbles, was holding a three-bladed scythe to his neck while maintaining a slightly maniacal grin. With Sai, it was the Puppeteer I'd thought I killed a few weeks ago had Sai tangled within a chakra string web. Then sitting on Aka-kun was the blonde bomber who I thought had lost his arm to Kakashis'... whatever it was called. I looked over at the orange haired man with the Rinnegan(?), the lady with blue hair, Kisame Hoshi-something, the other Uchiha, a man with a lollipop mask, a guy with stitches, and a, uh... I think it's a man in a leafy thingy. I sighed tiredly before locking eyes with Pein.

"Let me get dressed and I'll make breakfast. Feel free to sit on the older brunette as a seat."

"Sakura!" Kibbles exclaimed. I looked over at him. "Yeah?"

"Why me?! Why can't they sit on Pinecone?"

I deadpanned. "Because he's too scrawny. He'll break if that happens."

That started an argument, leaving the Akatsuki members baffled.

(In the background) Kono-kun slipped over quietly to the man with orange hair. Pulling on his oversized sleeve, he caught the mans' attention.

"Yes? What is it...?

"Call me Konohamaru. What would you guys like to have for breakfast? Or did you already have it?"

Pein blinked.

~~~~~ A couple minutes later ~~~~~

I tackled Kibbles and began pinching his face. "For the last time, Kibbles, you will be their seat! Do you-"

"Ano, Sakura-nee?"

I paused in my pinching and looked at my baby puppy. "Yes, Kono-kun?"

"The Akatsuki already have chairs-" he motioned to the little pillows we used for sitting on, in and outside of the tents, causing me to blanch slightly, "- and breakfast is done. Sai cooked it, not me. So don't worry about anything."

I gazed at him, the Sai, Aka-kun, and the gang members, then sighed. "Kibbles, you got lucky this time."

Hopping off him, I shot over towards the bacon. "But in return, no bacon for you!"

"Ehhhhhhhhh?! Sakura, you bitch!"

~~~~~ After breakfast ~~~~~

I stretched before looking drowsily over to Pein. "Well? What did you guys want? I know it wasn't just for breakfast."

Pein stared at me blankly as he wiped his mouth. Rather in a royal fashion, I might add (eyebrow twitch).

'Creepy bastard.'

Pinky-chan! That's a bad word!

'At least I said it mentally and not out loud.'

... shut up...

'HAH! I win!'

... die..

'Ehh? Why, Kaga-nii?'

I didn't get a reply, so I stuck my tongue out at him mentally. 'Bully.'

Pop!

My head was slightly tilted to the from the hit. Slowly, I straightened it and turned towards the culprit.

Facing me was a fake smiling raventte, head tilted to side, trying to be cute like a puppy. "Ugly Hag, Piercings asked you a question."

I didn't look away, but the words were directed to the fake leader of the Akatsuki. "Pein, I'm sorry but you're answer will be a while. Sai-kun..."

I trailed off, then tossed him an evil grin. "I suggest you start running."

He disappeared with a splash of ink as soon as the word running was out, while I disappeared in a cloud of green leaves.

"SAI, THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU YOU'LL GET AN ASSWHOOPING!"

"I'M SORRY, ALPHA-CHAN!!!!!" was the terrified reply.

~~~~~ 3 hours later ~~~~~

I rubbed the back of my neck sheepishly as I dropped the unconscious Sai-kun on the ground by Kibbles feet. "Eh heh, sorry, Pein-chan. Didn't realize it'd take that long to get the stupid brat. Now what was your question again?"

He didn't answer me as him and the rest of his gang people stared at the unconscious ravenette, wide-eyed. "Pein-chan?"

Pein-chan blinked then stared at me from his seat. "Why are you calling me Pein-chan?"

"Uh.. cuz' it's a nickname...? Anyway, what'd you need?" Then I pulled a weird face over at Itachi. He was staring at me, okay? It was gettin' creepy... stupid weasel...

"Oh, yes... I have a request."

I gave him a deadpan look, then turned back to giving weird looks at Ita-baka. "I got that when you took my Pack members hostages. Now state it before I sit on your fish."

Kisame snapped his head up and looked at me with wide eyes. "Oi! Don't bring me into your conversation."

"Too late~~" I sang out, never turning away from the staring contest. His sharingan had turned on (hehe turned on! Pfft. Stupid, urasai.) and I was grinning at him cheekily.

"Uh, Pinky? ...."

"Shush, Kibbles. Pein-chan, what'd you want to request of us?"

"We'd like you to join the Akatsuki."

I froze, then (Unfortunately losing the contest with Ita-baka) whirled around to the composed, orange-haired man, along with my conscious companions.

"EHHHHHHHHH?! (RUUFFFFFFFFFF?!)"

CHAPTER 11: Update completed! I'm glad I've finished, plus if you haven't noticed, I upbate randomly. So sorry. Anyway, what'd you guys like to have happen next? I had another question for you guys but I forgot... I'll probably put it up later when I remember. But yeah! Enjoy the future chapters, enjoy my other stories if you're reading them, and have sweet dreams full of Freddy Krueger (did I spell his name right?) ^.^ Catch ya next time!

Konan is on the side. ------>