Daily Life of a Wealthy Woof

DLWW Chapter 16 Part 1

The Dog Wearing a Skirt (1)

At the doorway of the security room, there were steps, so Zuo Ning had no way to directly pull the cart into the room. The security team leader just looked at this and didn’t say anything or help out. Soon after, even Fu Na wasn’t able to stand by idly and watch any longer. Holding them in her mouth, she moved several toys in. With great difficulty, the small cart was emptied.

Seeing the pile of many toys in the kennel, Zuo Ning felt a special sense of accomplishment: “Woof!” You guys can play with these first. When they break, I’ll send you more!

Lang Ya had likely never had this many toys before. His seemingly very violent face held a smiling expression: “Awoo!” Thank you! You are much more friendly than those puppies who only know how to bite our tails and eat our fur!

One of Fu Na’s paws stepped on a small yellow duck and immediately, a loud and clear quacking noise was heard from under its foot. Lang Ya and Zuo Ning turned their heads around toward her. Fu Na sweeped her eyes over the big and small duo with disdain: “Woof!” We came here to work, we don’t need to have fun!

Zuo Ning didn’t expect that this dog would actually understand this much. Ordinarily, he felt that he was a person, but he felt that he was lacking in this aspect compared to Fu Na. Aside from the very beginning when he grieved a bit over the passing of spring, after he had completely accepted his new dog life, what he seemed to think about the most was exactly how to cultivate affection with Lu Chenghe and play.

He lifted up a paw and scratched his face. Thinking that he shouldn’t continue to disturb the work of these two German shepherds, he could only say: “Woof woof!” Then you can work, I’ll be going back now. In the future, I’ll come find you guys again to play.

After Zuo Ning had finished speaking and had just prepared to leave, Lang Ya actually walked to his side and then bowed his head, moving his head toward Zuo Ning’s butt. That private area, Zuo Ning was naturally sensitive there and his tail almost subconsciously jumped : “Woof!” What are you doing!

Lang Ya looked at him strangely: “Ao?” What’s wrong? Aren’t we good friends? Naturally, we should be thoroughly familiar with each other, ah!

Only now did Zuo Ning recall that dogs seemed to smell each others bottoms as social interaction, but he absolutely could not accept such social interaction, ah! Thus, he quickly ran out from the door: “Awoo!” I’m leaving now, goodbye!

Lang Ya was puzzled by this and turned to look at Fu Na: “Wu?” Why didn’t he sniff me? Didn’t he send us toys because he likes us?

This question was somewhat profound, only after thinking for a while did Fu Na say: “Ao.” Maybe it’s because he’s too small and afraid of you biting him.

Lang Ya silently sighed, the thoughts of young animals were truly difficult to guess.

As quick as the wind, Zuo Ning fled back to his owner’s residence. He had just barely protected his chastity. He thought that the social interaction between dogs was a bit scary. Fortunately, he didn’t live in a community of dogs as otherwise, he feared that he would go crazy.

During dinner, the housekeeper described Zuo Ning’s impressive feat in the morning to Lu Chenghe and frankly sighed. This Little Pudding got more intelligent as it grew older.

After listening, Lu Chenghe looked at him for quite a while with a rather unknown meaning. Zuo Ning’s fur stood up from being looked at by him and he tensely bowed his head to eat what was in his own bowl. He originally wanted to slowly show his particularly human intelligence. Otherwise, pretending to be a foolish dog without any IQ all day would be very tiring. But maybe he was a bit hasty.

While Zuo Ning was self-reflecting, Lu Chenghe’s hand rubbed the top of his head and he cooly said: “So he actually knows how to prepare the small cart and then send the toys, isn’t my Little Pudding a bit too smart? Hm?”

Zuo Ning had no choice but to summon up his courage and look face to face with Lu Chenghe. Otherwise, he would seem as guilty as a thief. Seeing the expressionless Lu Chenghe, Zuo Ning subconsciously raised his head and licked the palm that was placed on the top of his head in an attempt to use a warm smile to get away with it.

However, it seemed that this wasn’t useful anymore. Zuo Ning was scared witless and thinking about whether he needed to lie down and shamefully expose his belly to curry favour. Lu Chenghe placed his hand flat in front of him: “Come here. Left hand.”

Zuo Ning subconsciously extended his left paw.

Lu Chenghe let go of his paw and spoke again: “Right hand.”

Thoughts passed through Zuo Ning’s mind like lightning and after that, he proceeded to continue to place his left paw on top. The important thing was that Lu Chenghe’s hand was placed in the middle and wasn’t closer to one side by even a little. If he could distinguish between left and right without having been taught and combined with the action of sending toys, he feared that Lu Chenghe wouldn’t need to think before directly taking him as a spirit and jabbing at him.

In this way, they tried this again twice and just like before, Zuo Ning only extended his left paw. After, Lu Chenghe patted his head: “Okay then, you can continue eating.”

Zuo Ning let out a big sigh of relief and prepared to eat, but he heard Lu Chenghe seem faintly disappointed as he said: “He is smart but unfortunately, he’s somewhat unable to tell left and right apart.”

Zuo Ning lowered his head to eat his own food, deciding not to bother with him. Too fat, his name was unpleasant to hear, and not being able to differentiate between left and right. None of those things mattered as he had to continue on with the difficult life of a dog.