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twenty nine

a/n: writing gay shit in class 🤪 so quirky and relatable!

my partner 👯‍♀️ also has 💃🏽 a nazi logo 🤢 on his hand ✋🏽

p.p.s this a/n was written like months ago when I was in school 🤪

p.p.p.s dark mode is badass

p.p.p.p.s enjoy the update

p.p.p.p.p.s, the day is January 4, 2020 happy New year ! 🤍
.seth.

"She told you she was single?" I ask in disbelief and Roman nods furiously. "Yes! That's what she did! That's exactly why I gave her my number!"

"You gave her your number?" I question and he nods, "Well I wasn't going to decline her!" He tells me making me sigh, "Roman she's 18!"

"She's legal!" He reasons and I put my hand over my face, "You're going to jail."

"I'm taking your ass with me I know Dean is 18 too, don't pull a holier than thou act." I shake my head, turning to the side. "You're old enough to be her dad."

"Yeah, daddy-"

"What the fuck are you guys talking about back there?" Dean asks from the front seat making Roman laugh. "Ask your darling boy."

I shoot him a look and he raises his hands, "nothing. we talked about nothing."

Dean raises a brow at me through the mirror and I shrug, making him smile before looking away.

"So Renee how old is this car?" I ask and she's quiet before she says "As old as my father. You know my dad left and he left this car too- difference is he wanted to keep the car but not the kid, but he forgot it. Too late now, I own Bertha."

"B-Bertha?" I ask and Dean rolls his eyes "That's not the name and that's not the story either, her dad is very much alive."

"I didn't say he was dead."

"You insinuated it, she likes old cars. She could have gotten a Tesla or some shit but she wanted this." Dean explains and Renee rolls her eyes, gripping at the wheel. "Well I didn't lie about the Bertha part, that is her name."

Roman rubs a hand over his face and utters "You white people are too much."

A chorus of laughter erupts in the car before Dean turns with a smirk and remarks, "Your Samoan ass probably likes pineapple pizza."

"I do, and what about it?"

Renee scoffs telling him to "lose her number, we ain't doing this no more". It's a chorus of jokes on and on until we reach the small pizza parlor that is Tony's.

We all get out and Renee is the first to run to the cash register yelling "Honey I'm home!"

Roman and I give a shared look of confusion to which Dean grins at. "We know the owners."

I nod a bit before Dean leads us to a booth, while Roman sits in front of me Dean slides right next to me. There's a small smile there and it's so pretty it makes you forget his bruised eye.

But then you remember the pretty boy with the black eye.

Roman goes on his phone, texting away at his daughter maybe while I turn to look at my side. "You come here often?" I ask him cheekily and he looks at me with a confused look.

"Well I do like pizza. It's pretty good but I wouldn't say I come here all the time-"

"He's flirting with you idiot." Roman comments from the other side of the table, I roll my eyes and Dean looks down. "Oh."

"Don't listen to him- he has a girlfriend stupid."

Dean, once again, gives me a confused look before a look of realization creeps his features. "Oh yeah, about that."

I raise a brow and he elaborated, "Renee and I aren't together."

"Wait shit you were together?" Roman asks in disbelief and I shoot him a look. Dean smiles a little before saying, "Well at least now you're not a home wrecker."

"Yeah you see, about that-" Roman starts, giving a slightly awkward laugh that Dean waves off. "It's fine, you have my blessing as her best friend."

"And you have mine as the best friend." Roman lets out, he grabs his phone and starts to text but my eyes go wide at his comment and so does Dean. "Wait what ?" Dean questions and it takes Roman a couple seconds and the register of our faces before he goes, "No! Not like that!"

I throw my head in my hands as Doman starts sputtering, trying to explain his wording and Dean just stares at me. I could feel his eyes burning a hole into my head and I just pray Renee would come and shut Roman up.

Thankfully, she does.

The blonde taps my shoulder and sits down besides Dean, having a small smile and going "It'll be like 10 minutes. So what's going on here? Dean stop staring at Seth's bald spot."

My head goes up so fast I start seeing black spots dance across my vision and Dean quickly looks away. "Renee you dumb bit-" he starts but is cut off by Renee who goes, "So like who died, you guys are so quiet!" The three of us exchange looks before Roman clears his throat.

Oh god, not again. I think, and I pray he says something that isn't stupid and is believable.

But this was Roman Joseph Reigns, I was stupid to think that.

"So you like white boys?" Roman questions Renee, not so subtly motioning to Dean. I sigh heavily and start thinking of ways to take my ass back to Iowa. "Roman-" I go, and Renee cuts home off.

She points at Dean and goes "This guy? Asshole, but my best friend and that's how it's gonna stay." Dean nods at this silently and only looks at me for a split second before turning and checking his phone.

I want to say something cheeky, something I know Dean knows I could say. Nothing's stopping me, he's single apparently and we're right here. I however stay quiet and just watch, observe and let Renee and Roman speak for the rest of the time.

Suddenly I feel a vibration in my pocket, I  reach in and grab it and see a text from the beautiful black eyed boy. I raise a brow, look up at him who doesn't do the same and is instead typing away? Another text I assume.

deanie 🖤👄🖤: hey

shortboyseth 🤍: hey ?

deanie 🖤👄🖤: your friends really fucking dumb

shortboyseth 🤍: yea ik, he keeps eyefucking yours 😔

deanie 🖤👄🖤: LMAOOOOO

deanie 🖤👄🖤: you wanna leave? I know a better place and the R lovers can have time to themselves to figure out each other's ages 🙈

shortboyseth 🤍: deadass?

deanie 🖤👄🖤: deadass