You choose to knock on Daniel's door.
Daniel's door is programmed to detect the knocking of Russian spies, and kill the spy before they attempt to enter his house.
Unfortunately, the algorithm Daniel used has many similarities to the algorithm tumblr uses, the main similarity being that they are both totally useless.
You are kill by Daniel's security system.
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