You decide to fight the murderer.
You have no weapons on you.
Except....
You remember that you packed your trusty dildo katana. You know that the murderer will judge you, but you think it was a smart choice buying it, as it serves the double purpose of being both a sex toy and a weapon.
Unfortunately, the murderer cuts your katana in half with his axe and chops off your head.
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Mom Choose To Sacrifice The Goat Instead Of Me (Choose Your Own Adventure)
HumorWarning, Reading this book may result in death, extreme drops in moral fibre, an urge to start sacrificing goats, and urges to murder people, animals, and fish. If any of this happens, please cease reading this book and check yourself in the neare...
