You choose the Ultimate Transformers bag of Awesome.
What kind of a total idiot would choose a Transformers bag? It's not even big enough to put your stuff in. Regardless, you enjoy the aesthetic appeal of the Transformers and the overall way the bag looks with your outfit.
Unfortunately, the Transformers bag is super cursed and you slip and fall while walking away from the shop which you bought the bag from. You falling causes you to break your back and die.
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Mom Choose To Sacrifice The Goat Instead Of Me (Choose Your Own Adventure)
HumorWarning, Reading this book may result in death, extreme drops in moral fibre, an urge to start sacrificing goats, and urges to murder people, animals, and fish. If any of this happens, please cease reading this book and check yourself in the neare...
