You choose to talk to Karl Marx.
Karl Marx gives you an enlightening lesson on communism. Before you leave, he wave you goodbye.
"And remember, there is no 'i' in communism." He says right before you start to walk away.
"Wait." You turn around. "What's going to happen to you?" You ask him.
"I'm passing on, would you like to join me? I could be your mentor, teach you everything I know." Karl Marx offers.
"Of course!" You reply happily before going to join Karl Marx in the afterlife.
As it turns out, there is no after life, and you're dead!
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