Person:
Hi
Me:
Hello
Me:
It's me
Person:
Nice to meet you
Me:
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet
Person:
??
Me:
To go over
Me:
Everything
Person:
What happened?
Person:
Ok??
Me:
They say that time's supposed to heal ya
Person:
Yea
Person:
What did I do?
Person:
Time heals everything
Me:
But I ain't done much healing
Me:
Hello?
Person:
Yes
Me:
Can you hear me?
Person:
I'm here
Me:
I'm in California dreaming about who we used to be
Person:
I think you've mistaken me for someone
Person:
How?
Person:
I've never been therev
Me:
When we were younger and free
Person:
There*
Person:
Balls I don't even have a passport, how will I get out of my country?
Me:
I've forgotten how it felt before the world fell at our feet
(~A few hours later~)
Person:
Ehh
Me:
There's such a difference between us
Me:
And a million miles
Person:
Yes
Me:
HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIIIIIDE
Person:
Hi
Person:
Do you smoke?
Me:
I MUST HAVE CALLED A THOUSAND TIIIIIIIIMES
Me:
Dude, do you not know Adele?
Person:
Singer
Person:
Yes I know
Person:
You are good at poetry
Me:
Yeah do you know her song "Hello"?
Person:
Yes
Person:
I know "Hello"
Person:
Oh f*ck now I get it
Me:
LMAO
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Funny Conversations
HumorA collection of some of the funniest conversations and type fails I do not own the conversations
