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Something I had to write for class

We had to make up a pest and write a 5 paragraph essay on it and heres mine;

Pest Patrol

    Hi Im Amelia Lampen with the FBI Pest Patrol here to inform you about a dangerous creature. Short, Blonde, and “cute”. He looks like a blue-eyed, Dutch angle but Wyatt The Unquiet is a monster. Talking non-stop, following you everywhere, destroying your possessions and complaining like a spoiled princess, he is a dangerous creature. Hi Im Amelia Lampen with the FBI Pest Patrol and I’m here to talk about Wyatt The Unquiet.

    Wyatt looks cute but don’t let that fool you. He does nothing to fix his messy, blonde hair. He is short and looks unfeed. Wyatt has no sense in style and walks wrapped up in his blue blanket. His blanket has soccer balls, basketballs, footballs, and baseballs on it. Devilish but angelic, pure blue eyes makes it obvious he is Dutch and he talks non-stop, so his mouth is always moving, showing his adorable, 7-year-old, toothless smile.

    He walks into my office and I yell at him to get out with no avail. He is too young to prank you but he does have many annoying tricks up his sleeve. He likes to talk till your ears fall off and follow you everywhere. He bugs you to play with your important items then he breaks them.

    There are many places to find him but he is usually in these places. During the week he has to go to school at Boone Meadow Elementary. He is only 7 so he doesn’t have a car and is at home a lot. His friends live close by and he is usually hanging out with them. He loves to play football so he might be outside or at practice.

    He is every easy to catch but you must know how to catch him.  He is not that strong so using strength is ok.  He has dyslexia so anything involving words in out of the question. Since he walks around with his blanket you can cover his head with it.  Another way is to draw his mother's attention.  If none of these work you can call me at 317-448-Pest.

    So now you know what he looks like, what he does, where to find him, and how to capture him.  This was Amelia Lampen with the FBI Pest Patrol.  Remember to bring earplugs with you incase you meet Wyatt the Unquiet.